We, the leal and faithful book readers, are slowly approaching the abyss that is season 5 of Game of Thrones where uncertainty looms and potential spoilers are ready to take us all unawares. Recently Sophie Turner said in an impromptu interview that she filmed a “traumatic” scene for season 5.

This isn’t exactly new news as Elio Garcia said in an interview with Vulture in January 2014 that he had read some portions of The Winds of Winter which included a “Sansa chapter that’s sure to be controversial.” Naturally, the ASoIaF/GoT universe exploded with curiosity and began to wonder what it was. Would something terrible happen to her? Would she murder Littlefinger or Sweetrobin? And with the filming of season 5 now complete, interest in the controversial Sansa scene has been renewed.

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LAST NIGHT I DECIDED TO TAKE A TRIP TO THE MOVIE THEATER TO SEE EXODUS GOD AND KINGS STARRING BATMAN. UNFORTUNATELY, THE TICKETS WERE ALL SOLD OUT, SO I DECIDED TO TAKE A CHANCE ON A NEW FILM CALLED THE HOBBIT THE BATTLE OF THE FIVE ARMIES. I DON’T OWN A TELEVISION OR THE INTERNET SO I HAD NOT SEEN ANY TRAILERS FOR IT, BUT ALL THE PEOPLE IN THE THEATER SEEMED REALLY EXCITED. AND WHEN I SAY REALLY EXCITED, WHAT I SHOULD ACTUALLY SAY IS, THEY WERE DRESSED UP IN ALL SORTS OF FANCIFUL FURRY COSTUMES AND MEDIEVAL CLOTHING LIKE IT WAS THE RENAISSANCE FAIRE – I ALWAYS ENJOY THE “REN FAIRE” AS WE CALL IT BACK HOME, AND SO IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD WAY TO SPEND THE EVENING. UNFORTUNATELY, THERE WERE NO TURKEY LEGS, SCOTCH EGGS, OR POTS OF GROG TO BE HAD AT THE THEATER, WHICH DIDN’T MAKE ANY SENSE TO ME, SINCE IT SEEMED LIKE THE PERFECT TIME TO BE SELLING THEM, AS I TOLD THE TEENAGE GIRLS BEHIND THE COUNTER.

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ANGRY GOT FANFIC: THE IRON WENCH

Posted: December 18, 2014 in Uncategorized

THE IRON WENCH . . . .

by Servant On Ice   

CHAPTER I
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ROFF: I want to see those canons firing, I want smoke and flame.
JOSE: We are taking on water . . . on the starboard side, we have taken too many hits, we need to break . .
ROFF: No break, fire, fire away . . if we go to the seven hells let us drown on the way . . .
JOSE: I’m not going to any hell . . not today at least . . . . we need to break off . .
Quarter Master Barnes: Shut up both of you, ROFF I need you in the aft, below on the moss deck, I need you to bring powder to the forward guns . . . before they try to .
SHELNITRA: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!

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Season 5 of the atrocity that is Game of Thrones is quickly approaching and for the first time, book readers will be in the dark for much of the season. D&D have said that this upcoming season is going to deviate further from the books than ever before, so it is imperative that we discuss the known deviations from the books before the mummer’s farce begins!!

ANGERTRAX!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: November 24, 2014 in Uncategorized
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THE DAWN OF ANGERTRAX IS NIGH!!!!

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BARN STORMER

An Army of Anger Story

by Servant On Ice

CHARACTERS

Rageton aka The Lord of Anger

Horacina, the Lady of Anger

Shelna, The Scribe of Anger

Mitsu, The Keeper of the Well of Artos

Summer San, Lady of Light

and other characters .

CHAPTER I THE HEATHEN RAGE

Sitting in his solar, over looking the red mountains of Soros, The Lord of Anger is perplexed, he has been having nightmares, nightmares that won’t go away on their own ..

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RAGETON: They won’t stop, I can’t stop seeing the images in my head, I can’t sleep at all.

HORACINA: What plagues thee so harsh my sweet love?

RAGETON: Oh, cut the crap, bring me some flavored wine, to help me sleep. I need to rest, I am sore in my soul, sore in my mind, sore in all the things that matter . .

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In an interview, Charles Dance let slip some very interesting news for Thrones fans: that the show’s producers have been actively discussing a future Game of Thrones movie.

“There’s talk of eventually trying to do a feature film, but I don’t know which of the storylines,” says Dance. “There’s so much to cram into a film.

This supports earlier statements by His Grace, author George R. R. Martin back in March:

“The prospect of a feature is being actively discussed. It all depends on how long the main series runs… Do we run for seven years? Do we run for eight? Do we run for 10? The books get bigger and bigger (in scope). It might need a feature to tie things up, something with a feature budget, like $100 million for two hours. Those dragons get real big, you know.”

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LONDON – The day that English animal control officials have feared since Lena Headey exploded onto the international movie scene has arrived. The noted actress has finally lost her humanity and gone fully feral.

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Muttonface Reviews Birdman

Posted: November 7, 2014 in Uncategorized

Birdman   Staring Michael Keaton   PRESS HANDOUTI had high hopes for this picture. I saw Batman Returns as a youngster in the theater (that’s right kiddies, I’m an old man) and I didn’t think I would need to research this film before it came out. Michael Keaton as “Birdman?” I guess it’s not too far of a stretch from Ant Man. OK, I can deal, if it’s his return to a superhero role I’d plunk down my $12.00, buy some popcorn, and fill a seat, and gladly. 

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ANGER IN NEW YORK

Posted: November 4, 2014 in Uncategorized

AND SO WITH THE RELEASE OF THE WORLD OF ICE AND FIRE IMMINENT AND HIS GRACE’S COMING I DECIDED THE ANGER MUST BE BROUGHT TO NYC

IT BEGAN AS A WONDERFUL AFTERNOON (WITH PLENTIFUL BATTERY LIFE)

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FIRST I DECIDED TO MAKE SOME FRIENDS


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I SUGGESTED SOME NEW READING MATERIAL FOR LADY LIBERTY TO GREET IMMIGRANTS WITH

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I THINK I EVEN MET A RELATIVE OF THE WHITE BULL

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I HAD A FRIENDLY CONVERSATION WITH THE IRON BANK ABOUT MY DEBTS

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THE NORTH REMEMBERS


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I SAW THE REALMS NEWEST TOWER
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THEN I SUGGESTED WALL ST LEARN FROM THE IRON BANK

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I APPROACHED THE MASSES WITH ANGERFUL GLEE

WHEN IT WAS TIME FOR THE SHOW FINALLY TWOIAF WAS MINE

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EVERYONE WAS READING IVE NEVER FELT THIS WARM EMOTION (HAPGER?)

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WHEN HE ARRIVED ON STAGE FROM THE HEAVENS I HAD TO MAKE GRRM FEEL COMFORTABLE

THE LADY DID NOT UNDERSTAAAND SO WE ALL KNEW WHAT HAD TO HAPPEN

HIS GRACE GRRM WAS AMAZING!!!!