ALEX GRAVES IS A STUPID IDIOT

Posted: February 28, 2015 in Uncategorized

EVERYONE GATHER ROUND THE INTERNET AND LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT HBO’S GAME OF THRONES

ITS A STORY OF HOPES AND DREAMS AND THE FACT THAT ITS NOT LEGAL TO PALMSTRIKE SOMEONE IN THE FACE FOR BEING A STUPID IDIOT (YET AT LEAST…IM WORKING ON LEGISLATION IN CALIFORNIA AND NEW YORK)
LITTLE MISTER ANGRY
SAT EATING LAMPREY
READING HIS NOVELS AND BOOKS
ALONG CAME HBO
AND SAID THOSE STORIES HAVE TO GO

AND RUINED IT BECAUSE THEY ARE IDIOTS

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The sun hid its face behind dark, heavy clouds. Though it was the middle of the day, large torchfires had been lit around the edges of the tourney grounds, casting twisted, weird shadows across the spectators and over the blood-caked soil. Shelly stood in the breechway taking deep breaths under the weight of the helm, armor, and mail she wore. She said a prayer to her gods, thanking them for all she had lived, and asked for just one more day. Tuning around, she scanned the faces of her assembled champions.

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salemexamofShelly crouched down to pick up the parchment which had fallen to the floor. She smoothed out the damp square on her dress and was just about to fold it when something caught her eye. The crowd was still buzzing, yet she managed to keep her composure. The sense of impending doom and betrayal was fresh on her mind. Why would the Lord of Anger leave Lord Confused in charge? It made no sense. She knew that Lord Angry had a soft spot for Lord Confused after fighting side by side during the last crusade for the books, but he had to know how important this was, right?
“Uh, hello everyone,” Lord Confused began. “I am ready to begin the trial. King Stannis, Lord Axey? Shall we proceed?”
“Yes, let’s get this business over with straight away,” said Lord Axey as he adjusted his doublet. The embroidered ram upon his breast was worked in spun gold and shone brightly in the midday sun.
King Stannis did no more than nod his head and look at Lady Shelly.
“We are ready to proceed then! Bring in the first witness!” exclaimed Lord Confused.
Shelly heard the sound of footsteps and felt her heartbeat quicken, though she dare not turn her head to see who was approaching. The crowd started buzzing again, but was quickly quieted by a fierce look from King Stannis.

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THE TRIAL OF THE HAND (PART II)

Posted: February 24, 2015 in TALES OF ANGER

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She was dressed in a gown of simple lavender wool with Myrish lace on the bodice, and her hair was bound in a silver net. She looked as if she was attending a party rather than a trial, yet Shelly did not care. The dress was a gift, made special for the trial and was accompanied with a scrap of parchment from Lord Angry.

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THE TRIAL OF THE HAND (PART I)

Posted: February 23, 2015 in TALES OF ANGER
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The room was damp and smelled of mildew. A light draft wafted in from under the door though it did naught to improve the smell. The Lady Shelly sat on her cold bench and rearranged her scratchy woolen shift. “Bugger this thing!” she exclaimed as she brushed her arms trying to end the endless itchy feeling it produced. She did not know exactly how long she had been in the cell but judging from the meals she had eaten, she guessed about 3 days. She was waiting for the Lord of Anger to speak with her about her imprisonment. Even now, she could not find it in her heart to hate him after all they had shared. He was, after all, the man that had raised her up to Hand of Anger and provided her with a manse and more.

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THE ODYSSEY OF DAENERYS

Posted: February 21, 2015 in Uncategorized
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There are are many opinions among readers of every work of literature. From the classic works Homer, Virgil, Shakespeare to the modern works of Wambaugh, Deas, Yancey, Tolkien, Lewis and Martin.  While there are strong opinions about characters that some love and some loathe, these opinions must be based in facts, facts contained in the literature they are based upon and upon interviews or previous writings (for the deceased) of the authors.
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HBO KILLS ELLARIA SAND

Posted: February 18, 2015 in ANGERNEWS

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Normally, I am the nice, calm, level-headed one here at angrygotfan.com but not today. Today, the Lady Shelly is AAANGRY!!!!!! I am absolutely infuriated at the changes that are being made to Dorne. Season 5 was supposed to be Dorne’s shining moment! We were supposed to get the strong and seductive Arianne! Ser Arys Oakheart, the brave and foolish knight of the Kingsguard! But nope. We’re getting Jaime and Bronn on a fantastic voyage and Sand Snakes with nipples on their armor!!!

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While all of that makes me angry, I have become INFURIATED after reading an article from the garbage site WiC Net regarding Ellaria Sand. Indira Varma, the actress that portrays Ellaria Sand, the beloved paramour of the now deceased Oberyn Martell, gave an interview in The Independent magazine and I was truly and utterly shocked by some of the quotes from Varma in the interview.



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“How can I rule Seven Kingdoms if I cannot rule a single city”

Daenerys Dargaryen, A Storm of Swords, Chapter 71

Daenerys Targaryen, fan favorite to many, is a polarizing character to many readers of A Song of Ice and Fire. As her story progresses from that of a browbeaten princess to the mother of dragons, to the sacker of cities, and ruler of thousands, the reader is faced with an interesting situation. On one had, we know the motivations and reasons behind Daenery’s choices and decision, and always see that Daenerys believes her choice is right, and sincerely wants to do the right thing. However, what are the consequences of that decision for someone who is across the bargaining table or field of battle from Daenerys Stormborn? Do her actions bode well for an aspirant to the throne of the Seven Kingdoms? After countless generations of incest, which side of the proverbial Targaryen coin is she, greatness or madness? Most importantly: Would it be good for Westeros if Daenerys were to sit the Iron Thrones?

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