Archive for April, 2014

S04E04W


THE ANGER IS BREWING SHOULD BE READY IN JUST FOUR HOURS!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


READING UP ON THE FOUR CITIES OF THE SKAHAZADHAN TO PREPARE FOR TONIGHT!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT CLEON THE BUTCHER KING OF ASTAPOR?!?!?!?!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES (more…)

S04E3
PEOPLE ALWAYS ACTIN LIKE DORNE DONT MATTER COS THEY IG #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


I CALL THE BANNERS OF ANGER!!! PREPARE FOR BATTLE!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


BOOK READERS BE LIKE JOFFREY DIED SO WHAT #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES (more…)

TheSevenFacedGodKids today have so many choices thrown their way. Vegan? Vegetarian? Eating like a normal human? Christian? Atheist? Or maybe you can force this choice of religion on your child, the way so many parents do.

The one thing this parent has found is that raising a child in the light of the Seven in this modern day and age is difficult. The closest thing we have to a sept in my town is the local SEPTA (SouthEastern Pennsylvania Transportation Authority)  bus stop. It’s almost completely exposed to the rain and the transit police frown on me having my statues there. (more…)

S04E02

ARE YOU PREPARED FOR TONIGHTS ANGER!?!!!!???!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES‏

I CALL THE BANNERS OF THE ARMY OF ANGER!!!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES‏

IF THERE ISNT A DOG JOUSTING A PIG TONIGHT IM MAKING THAT HAPPEN FOR REAL!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES‏ (more…)

army(discovered amongst the remains of a deceased Army of Anger recruit)

 Day Zero – Army of Anger Boot Camp Journal

What a horrendous calamity. We mounted up and trotted to the training grounds only to get squid attacked by our Book Sergeants. They were yelling at us to dismount and get to the yard and in the name of Seven Hells to HURRY UP!

When we were able to line up in formation the Book Sergeants started grilling us, screaming in our faces:

“WHOSE SIGIL IS A SPOTTED TREECAT? WHO ARE THEY SWORN TO!?” (more…)

S04E01

SEVEN HELLS NOT THIS HORRIBLE HBO FANFIC AGAIN!!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

HOW HAVE THEY NOT CANCELLED THIS YET?!?!?!?!?! I SENT SO MANY SNAPCHATS #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES (more…)

Stroop_Report_-_Warsaw_Ghetto_Uprising_06bAngry GoT Fan is written by an American production and writing team consisting of John “Jack” (pronounced yak) Rosoviecz and Luke Stanford. Both born 1984.  The pair met in grade school in Norrisville, PA, a large suburb of Philadelphia. The team is noted for their criticism of various franchises, such as Star Wars, Star Trek, Gymboree, and Game of Thrones.  (more…)