ANGER RECAP S04E02 – THE LYING AND THE ROSE

Posted: April 13, 2014 in ANGER RECAPS
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S04E02

ARE YOU PREPARED FOR TONIGHTS ANGER!?!!!!???!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES‏

I CALL THE BANNERS OF THE ARMY OF ANGER!!!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES‏

IF THERE ISNT A DOG JOUSTING A PIG TONIGHT IM MAKING THAT HAPPEN FOR REAL!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES‏

I WILL BE COUNTING DINNER COURSES TONIGHT BY THE GODS!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

TWO WORDS HAIRNET!!!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

WE DEMAND JOUSTING DWARVES THEY ARE NOT OPTIONAL!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

IVE READ THE PW CHAPTER 8 TIMES A DAY EVERY DAY THIS WEEK!!!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

CANON EXAMPLE THE WORDS PURPLE WEDDING ARE NOT IN THE BOOKS!!!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

‏I SWEAR BY THE GODS IF THEY SAY MARGAERYS WEARING FRENCH LACE!!! MYRISH!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

WILL THE HIGH SEPTON HAVE HIS NEW RAINBOW CROWN??? HE BETTER!!!!!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

JOFFREY MUST BE WEARING A DUSKY ROSE DOUBLET AND DEEP CRIMSON VELVET CLOAK!!!!!!! MUST!!!!!!!!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

SEVEN VOWS SEVEN BLESSINGS SEVEN PROMISES!!!!!!!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

IF YOUR NOT WATCHING #GAMEOFTHRONES WITH THE BOOKS OUT YOUR WRONG!!!!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS

WHERE IS PRINCE TOMMEN AND HIS PRISSY ROSE PETAL BASKET?!?!?!?! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

WHERE IS COLLIO QUAYNIS THE TYROSHI SINGER?!?!?!?!?!!!!????! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

ROASTED PEACOCKS IN THEIR PLUMAGE MUST BE SERVED!!!!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

‏ONE DWARF RIDES AN UGLY GREY DOG LONG OF LEG AND HEAVY OF JAW COME ON!!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

I KOF I CANT KOF KOF KOF KOF #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

ANGER ANGER ANGER ANGER ANGER ANGER ANGER ANGER ANGER ANGER ANGER ANGER ANGER ANGER ANGER!!!!!!!!!!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

I DONT WANT LEFTOVERS I WANT 77 COURSES!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

AGAIN NOT SURE HOW THIS HASNT BEEN CANCELLED #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

NOOOOO ITS ON AGAIN NOOOO NOOOO #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

THERE WERE ALL WRITTEN BY GRRM!!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

THIS ISNT TANSY TANSY IS THE LAST WORD OF LORD TULLY!!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

IF I MAKE IT OUT OF THE WOODS DO I HAVE TO KEEP WATCHING THIS GARBAGE??!!!??! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

MIRANDA?!?!?!? THERE IS NO MIRANDA IN THE BOOKS!!!!! NOT AT ALL!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES #MYWORLDCRUMBLES

GIVING RAMSAY A GIRLFRIEND RUINS HIS CHARACTER! RUINS IT!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

YEAH JAIME I CAN ONLY HOLD SOMETHING WITH GOOD INSTINCTS WITH MY ONE HAND TOO #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

OMG LETS GIVE RAMSAY A GIRLFRIEND!!! THEY CAN SEND RAVENS TO EACH OTHER AND OMG TOO CUTE OH MY GODS #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

IF RAMSAYS GIRLFRIEND ISNT FLAYED WITHIN THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES IM DOING IT MYSELF #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

OH LOOK ROOSE ROCKING THE WAR BEARD THATS NOT IN THE BOOKS!!!!!!!!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

I SEE RAMSAY STOLE LEGOLAS GIRFRIEND #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

‏I TREMBLE TO THINK WHAT RAMSAY DID TO LEGOLAS WHEN HE STOLE TAURIEL AWAY #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

STRAIGHT RAZORS CAME OUT IN 1680!!! TOTALLY INACCURATE!!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

FOREIGNERS ARE AS UNWELCOME AT THE COURT AS COLORED PEOPLE ARE IN THE CAST APPARENTLY #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

VALYRIAN STEEL WOULD HAVE GONE STRAIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE!!!! UGH!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

AH THEY CUT TYRION DEDUCING JOFFREY HIRED THE ASSASSIN TO KILL BRAN SINCE THIS SHOW IS WRITTEN BY IDIOTS #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

AXELL FLORENTS EARS ARE WAY TOO SMALL!!!! I WANTED TO SEE DUMBO ON FIRE #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

MEATS OFF STANNIS? TRY VIAGRA #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

OH LOOK MEL TALKING TO SHIREEN AND PATCHFACE IS NOWHERE!!!!! TO BE SEEN!!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

KNIGHT OF THE LAUGHING TREE KNIGHT OF THE LAUGHING TREE!!! DO IT!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

BRAN BE LIKE PULL MY SLED YA BUM #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

WHY IN THE GODS NAME WOULDNT THEY HAVE THE SAME WEDDING VOWS AS ROBB??? NOT EVEN CONSISTENT WITH ITSELF!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

THANK THE GODS ANOTHER OLENNA TYRELL GARDEN WALKING SCENE WE ALMOST DIDNT HAVE ONE THIS EPISODE #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

INSIDE IN THE THRONE ROOM IN THE SHADOW OF THE IRON THRONE NOT OUT IN THE BACKYARD!!!!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

OLENNA GROPING UP SANSA #NOTINACCURATE #JUSTCREEPY #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

MOON BOY AND BUTTERBUMPS #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

JOFF WHERE IS YOUR CRIMSON RED DOUBLET?!?!?!?! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

JAIME GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY!!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

THIS ENTIRE SHOW ANNOYS ME RIGHT NOW #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

SERIOUSLY ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT LEFTOVERS TO PLUG THE NEW HBO SHOW?????? #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

ELLARIA PRINCESS LEIA METAL BIKINI SAND #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

I JUST THREW MY TV OUT THE WINDOW #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

THE SHOW HASNT EVEN ESTABLISHED ANYTHING ABOUT BALON YET!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GameOfThrones

PENNY??!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!? #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

I SEE THEY WROTE THIS EPISODE WHILE HIGH WATCHING AUSTIN POWERS 2 #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

WHY ARE TYRION AND JOFFREY SOBER??!?!?!!? EVEN A LITTLE BIT #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

I DONT SEE A SEVEN SIDED ROYAL WEDDING CHALICE!!!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

TYRION SON OF TYWIN KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

IIIIIITS ALLLRIGHT COS IM SAVED BY THE PIIIIEEEEEE!!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

SERIOUSLY THIS SHOW SUCKS AT MURDER MYSTERY #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

UNFORTUNATELY IT WASNT FOR ANOTHER THOUSAND YEARS SOMEONE WOULD THINK ABOUT THE HEIMLICH #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

AND THEY RIPPED OFF THE ENDING OF WHO SHOT MR BURNS #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

AND THEY RIPPED OFF THE ENDING OF WHO SHOT MR BURNS #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

‏SEE MY AVATAR WAS A SPOILER ALL ALONG!!!!!!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

TOMMEN BE LIKE WHY JOFFY CRYING FROM HIS NOSE? #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

AND AS USUAL NO ONE SAYS HEY TOMMEN MIGHT BE GOOD AT KINGING #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

BLACKED OUT AFTER THE DWARVES I MISS ANYTHING? #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

IF YOU DONT REALIZE HOW MUCH RAMSAYS GIRLFRIEND UTTERLY DESTROYS HIS CHARACTER I CANT EVEN #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

GRRM HAS STATED AGAIN AND AGAIN HE DOESNT MAKE THE CHANGES TO THE PLOTS HE ONLY WRITES THE SCRIPTS THEY TELL HIM #GAMEOFTHRONES

TRANSCRIBED BY @JAWWWC

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