ANGER RECAP S04E05 – FIRST OF HIS SHAME

Posted: May 4, 2014 in ANGER RECAPS
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S04E05

 

WILL SOMEONE JUST CALL HIM RED VIPER BEFORE I HAVE TO BEAT GARY OLDMAN TO DEATH?! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


IF JORAH DOESNT KISS DAENERYS I AM GOING TO TORTURE SCARLETT JOHANSSON #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

IF THERE ARE MORE WINDS OF WINTER SPOILERS IM TURNING IT OFF THEN CALLING MY CABLE GUY OVER AND MURDERING HIM #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS

 

JUST FINISHED READING STORM OF SWORDS AGAIN THIS WEEK IN TIME FOR TONIGHTS ANGER A THON!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


EVERYONES TALKING ABOUT NIGHTS KING BUT NO ONES TALKING ABOUT THE RAT COOK!!!!! NOOO!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

TONIGHT I BETTER HEAR OH PETYR MY PRECIOUS MY PRECIOUS OH PEEEEEEETYR!!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

 


MARILLION WILL BE THERE TONIGHT OR I SWEAR THERE WILL BE SEVEN HELLS TO PAY #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


TONIGHT IM VOLUNTEERING AT A NURSING HOME JUST SCREAMING STORM OF SWORDS WORD FOR WORD AT THEM #SERVICE #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


I WILL THROW THINGS AT OLD PEOPLE FOR YOU IF YOU READ THE BOOKS #BARGAINS #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


I HAVE STORM OF SWORDS FEAST FOR CROWS AND DANCE WITH DRAGONS OUT AND I AM READY FOR TONIGHTS BATTLE!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


I DEMAND TO SEE THE TESTIMONY OF TAENA MERRYWEATHER!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


WHERE IS THE STORY OF TYTOS LANNISTER TYWINS FATHER?!?!?!?!?!? #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


I DONT UNDERSTAAAND IS JULIA ROBERTS PLAYING MARGAERY NOW??? #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


LAST WEEK TONIGHT THE JOKE ISNT FUNNY ANYMORE #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS


JUST CANCEL THIS SHOW ALREADY!!! ILL GIVE YOU A DOLLAR #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


WHERE THE THE HIGH SEPTONS RAINBOW CROWN?! NOO!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


WOW ITS BEEN ON FOR 5 MINS AND THEY HAVENT SPOILED ANYTHING YET #STILLTIME #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


CERSEI TALKING ABOUT GETTING THE SHOCKER FOR SOME REASON WHY?!?! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


WHY IS CERSEI OFFERING TOMMEN TO MARGAERY?!?!?! NOO!! NOOOO!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

MARGAERY YOUR FATHER? SINCE WHEN HAS ANYONE EVEN MENTIONED HES IMPORTANT ON THIS SHOW?!?!!? #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


THE MEEREENESE NAVY?!?!?!?!?!?!??!??!? WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAAAAAT?!?!?!?! AHHHHH!!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


THE MEEREENESE NAVY COMPLETELY RUINS DANAERYS PLOT!!!! WHY IS NO ONE ATTACKING HBO YET!?!??!?! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


ITS QARTHEEN NAVY NOT MEEREENESE NAVY YOU STUPID IDIOTS!!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


KING CLEAON THE BUTCHER OF ASTAPOR?! NOT MENTIONED AT ALL!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


JORAH HURRY UP AND KISS HER OR SCARLETT JOHANSSON GETS WATERBOARDED #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


LITTLEFINGER WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE WITHOUT LYSA YET!?!?!?!? #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


SANSA WALKING AROUND IN PUBLIC WITHOUT HER HAIR DYED?!?!?!!?!? #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

WHO WOULD PASS THE BLOODY GATE??!!!!!?!?!? THATS WHAT YOU DIDNT SAY YOU USURPER!!!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


OH SWEET SEVEN SANSA DYE YOUR HAIR NOW OR I START BEATING GARY OLDMAN #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


ALAYNE HIS NIECE?!?!?!? NIECE?!?!?!!?!?!?!? #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


DID LYSA JUST TELL SWEETROBIN ITS SANSA?!!? YOUVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


LYSA IS DISTURBINGLY STILL CLOTHED #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


NOO LYSA NEEDS TO SCREAM ABOUT MAKING ANOTHER BABY WITH LITTLEFINGER!!!! ALL THE MYSTERIES ARE RUINED #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


THE LANNISTERS ARE BROKE?!??! WHAT THE WHAT THE WHAT THE MURDER HAPPENS NOW #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


ARYA YOUR PRAYER IS SO WRONG ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

WHY WOULD THE HOUND BE SLEEPING THAT CLOSE TO A FIRE?!?!?!!? #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


NO CERSEI IS THE ONE WHO DEFERS PAYMENTS TO THE IRON BANK NOT TYWIN BC TYWIN ISNT A RAVING DRUNK! NOOO!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


WHY WOULD TYWIN BE SO STUPID AS TO NOT PAY HIS DEBTS?! REALLY?! REALLY?!?!?!!? #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


OH LOOK THEYRE TRYING TO CROWBAR IN ALL THE BACKSTORY THEY GAVE UP ON AFTER SEASON 1 #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


UGH NO ONE FROM THE SEVEN KINGDOMS REFERS TO IT AS WESTEROS!!! SIMPLE FACTS!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


OH LOOK ITS BRIENNE AND POD ON THE ONE TREE LINED ROAD THEY FILM EVERYTHING ON #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


WHY IS HER HAIR RED AND WHY ISNT SHE DREAMING ABOUT THE HOUND KISSING HER?!?! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


SYRIO DIDNT HAVE GREASY HAIR!!! HE DIDNT HAVE HAIR AT ALL!!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

ARMOR AND A BIG FING SWORD #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


ELIA ISNT THE TROUBLESOME SAND SNAKE! SHE IS FOND OF HORSES!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


IF THEY DONT MENTION OBARA AND NYMERIA SAND I AM JUST THROUGH!!! THROUGH!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


BRIENNE THAT DOESNT LOOK LIKE DUSKENDALE!!! THAT DOESNT LOOK LIKE DUSKENDALE!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


POD BE LIKE NO KEEP IT ON BRIENNE #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


STOP JUMPING BETWEEN BOOKS RIGHT WHEN I FOUND WHAT PLACE YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE AT!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


NO JOJEN ITS NOT ONE WEIRWOOD ITS A GROVE OF WEIRWOODS!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


WALNUT PIE IS NOT IN THE BOOKS!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


DID LOCKE JUST MAKE A NEW MOON WEREWOLF REFERENCE OH PLEASE GODS NO NO NO NO #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES #JACOB

JOJEN BE LIKE CMON YOU KNOW YOU LIKE BOYS #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


FINALLY BACK TO AS MANY FOLLOWERS AS I HAD THIS MORNING WHEN I STARTED THAT #ANGRYSTARWARSFAN THING #NOREGRETS


OH I SEE JON SNOWS PLAN CONSISTED OF RUNNING AT THEM BEFORE THEY WENT TO SLEEP AND YELLING GYAHHHHHHH #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


IF JON SEES BRAN I WILL MASSACRE MY ENTIRE TOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


HODOR CHOKESLAM!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


OH THANK THE GODS JOJEN JUST SAID THAT I WAS ABOUT TO HEART ATTACK #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


OK BACK TO SCREAMING ABOUT WHY IS THERE NO COLDHANDS?!?!?!!?!? #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

JON SNOW YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT SWORDS IF YOU THINK ITS A GOOD IDEA TO STAB SOMEONE THROUGH THE SKULL OUT THE MOUTH #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS


WHY DOESNT BRAN JUST WARG INTO SUMMER???!!!??! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

ERE IS SEVAH ELLS? COME EEH I MISSTYA BOI #JONSNOW #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


THATS IT? #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


PARDON ME DID THEY JUST SHOW STANNIS IN BRAAVOS #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


CONFESSION TIME TONIGHTS #GAMEOFTHRONES WAS ENTIRELY WRITTEN BY @CONFUSEDGOTFAN!!!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS


NO SANSA ISNT A VIRGIN SHES A MAID SAY IT RIGHT!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


MARGY BE ALL SISTAH SIIIIISTAH #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


EMILIA CLARKE ALWAYS LOOKS LIKE SHE JUST SMELLED A FART #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


WAIT IF ALAYNE IS LITTLEFINGERS NIECE THAT MEANS HE HAS A BROTHER OR SISTER NOW TOO!?!?!?!? UGH!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


ARYA HAS NO REASON TO WANT BERIC AND THOROS DEAD!!!! NONE!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


IF THEY SAILED TO THE VALE WHY DID THEY STILL HAVE TO PASS THROUGH THE BLOODY GATE?!?!?!? #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


DID JOJEN JUST DRACARYS?! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


LOCKE DIDNT GET BURNED WITH THE REST SO HES GOING TO BE A WIGHT NOW?! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


JON GOT UP RIGHT AFTER BEING STABBED HMMMMM HMMMM HMMMM #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


HODORS DEATH IS THE LAST STRAW I AM DONE WITH WATCHING #GAMEOFTHRONES!!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS

TRANSCRIBED BY @JAWWWC

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