ANGRY STAR WARS FAN

Posted: May 4, 2014 in INDIRECT ANGER
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ANGRY AS I AM ABOUT #GAMEOFTHRONES ITS NOTHING COMPARED TO WHAT THEYVE DONE TO STAR WARS!!!!!!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS

‏MAKING THE FORCE BE A BUNCH OF BLOOD BACTERIA RUINS THE ENTIRE POINT OF THE SAGA!! NOOO!!! #ANGRYSWFAN #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS

‏WHY WOULD OBI WAN BE WEARING JEDI ROBES IN HIDING?!? THEY WERE DESERT ROBES!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #STARWARS


SO WHEN C3PO KEPT SAYING THANK THE MAKER HE MEANT DARTH VADER!?! SO STUPID!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #STARWARS


OH WAAAH IM AMIDALA I DIED OF A BROKEN HEART OR SOME CRAP WAAAH #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #STARWARS

IT SEEMS IN YOUR ANGER YOU KILLED HER! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #STARWARS


LUCAS BE LIKE WE NEED TO SEE DARTH VADER THE AWKWARD TEENAGE YEARS! THATS WHAT PEOPLE WANT! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #STARWARS


REMEMBER DARTH VADER? LETS SEE HIM AS A SAD LITTLE BOY YEAH THATLL BE GREAT CINEMA! YEAH! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #STARWARS


HEY REMEMBER THE EXPANDED UNIVERSE GAMES AND BOOKS? DISNEY KILLED IT!!!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #STARWARS


REVAN MALEK THRAWN MARA JACEN JAINA ANAKIN KATARN ALL NEVER HAPPENED NOW I GUESS!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #STARWARS


EVERYONE WALKING AND TALKING WALKING AND TALKING WALKING AND TALKING AND CREDITS #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #STARWARS


FORGET DARK VS LIGHT WE NEED A MOVIE ABOUT TRADE ROUTES AND TAX DEBATES!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #STARWARS


LETS CAST SAM JACKSON AS AN OLD JEDI COUNCILOR NOT SOME ROGUE SMUGGLER KING OR ANYTHING INTERESTING #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #STARWARS


20 YEARS LATER R2D2 JUST FORGETS HE CAN FLY AND STUFF I GUESS BECAUSE REASONS #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #STARWARS


COMPLETE LACK OF A MAIN CHARACTER #PREQUELS #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #STARWARS


ANAKIN SKYWALKER HAD MORE EMOTION THE 2 MINS HE TOOK HIS HELMET OFF IN JEDI THAN ALL 6 HRS OF THE PREQUELS #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #STARWARS


WHEN DARTH VADER STARTED TALKING ABOUT SAND I STARTED THINKING ABOUT MURDER #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #STARWARS


FROG HOPPING CGI YODA COMPLETELY RUINS THE ENTIRE POINT OF YODA #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #STARWARS


LETS UNNECESSARILY JAM AS MANY ORIGINAL CHARACTERS IN AS WE CAN! CHEWIE! GREEDO! BOBA FETT! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #STARWARS


WE WANTED MORE OF BOBA FETT NOT AN ARMY OF CLONES OF HIS DAD WHAT!?!!!?!!?? #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #STARWARS

THERE IS A SITH LORD RUNNING THE REPUBLIC!! SHH DONT TELL THE JEDI THEY DONT KNOW YET #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #STARWARS

WHEN ANAKIN ASKED PADME ARE YOU AN ANGEL? I SET MY ENTIRE TOWN ON FIRE #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #STARWARS


WHY DID PADME HAVE TO BE A PEDOPHILE!? WHY NOT MAKE THEM THE SAME AGE!? WHY!?#NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #STARWARS


ANAKIN HAS NO FATHER HE IS SPACE JESUS I CANT EVEN!!!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #STARWARS


UH YEAH THERES A FORCE PROPHECY ABOUT THE ONE WHO CAN BALANCE THE FORCE! BC THATS HOW THE FORCE WORKS!?!!?!!!? #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #STARWARS


RAN INTO HAYDEN CHRISTENSON TODAY AND ASKED FOR HIS AUTOGRAPH BUT IT TURNED OUT TO BE A TREE #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


WHY AM I DOING #ANGRYSTARWARSFAN TODAY? BC SOMEONE HAS TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


AND DONT FORGET THEY MADE JAR JAR A GENERAL!! A GENERAL!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

THANK THE MAKER THEY DIDNT CAST EWAN MCDONALD AGAIN FOR EPISODE 7 #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

TRY SPINNING THATS A GOOD TRICK! #ACTUALPREQUELQUOTES #STARWARS #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS


YOURE A SLAVE? IM A PERSON #ACTUALPREQUELQUOTES #STARWARS #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS


I WILL MAKE IT LEGAL #ACTUALPREQUELQUOTES #STARWARS #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS


I SAW YOUR LASER SWORD #ACTUALPREQUELQUOTES #STARWARS #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS


HE WAS CONCEIVED BY MIDICHLORIANS #ACTUALPREQUELQUOTES #STARWARS #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS


OKEE DAY #ACTUALPREQUELQUOTES #STARWARS #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS


OOH A NUBIAN NICE #ACTUALPREQUELQUOTES #STARWARS #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS


TAXATION OF TRADE ROUTES TO OUTLYING SYSTEMS IS IN DISPUTE #ACTUALPREQUELQUOTES #STARWARS #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS


WILL YOU DEFER YOUR MOTION TO ALLOW A COMMISSION TO EXPLORE THE VALIDITY OF YOUR ACCUSATIONS #WHAT #ACTUALPREQUELQUOTES #STARWARS


ANAKIN I GET THE FEELING YOURE GOING TO BE THE DEATH OF ME #UGH #ACTUALPREQUELQUOTES #STARWARS #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS


MY HEART IS BEATING HOPING THAT KISS WILL NOT BECOME A SCAR IN MY SOUL #ACTUALPREQUELQUOTES #STARWARS #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS


HOLD ME LIKE YOU DID BY THE LAKE ONE NABOO #ACTUALPREQUELQUOTES #STARWARS #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS


I DONT LIKE SAND #ACTUALPREQUELQUOTES #STARWARS #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS


SENATORS DELLOW FELIGATES #ACTUALPREQUELQUOTES #STARWARS #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS


WHY WERE THE KAMINO CLONERS TRYING TO ASSASSINATE AMIDALA!?! SENSELESS!!!! #STARWARS #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS

YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!! OR SOMETHING! IM NOT QUITE SURE WE JUST MADE IT UP #STARWARS #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS


GUHH IM ANAKIN GUHHH ANGST GUHHH PADME GUHHHH #STARWARS #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS


EVEN WHEN ANAKIN OUT AND SAYS HEY PALPATINE IS A SITH MACE IS STILL ALL LIKE ARE YOU SUUUURE COS I DUNNO #STARWARS #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS

YES I WENT TO LONDON AND PROTESTED EPISODE 7 OUTSIDE THE #STARWARS STUDIOS!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS

WHY DIDNT THEY JUST SAY PALPATINE ARRANGED TO HAVE ANAKINS MOM KILLED?! IT WOULD HAVE MADE SENSE!! NOOOOO #STARWARS #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS


9 MORE HOURS TO GO OF #ANGRYSTARWARSFAN #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS


I PROMISE ANAKIN! NO I PROMISE #ACTUALPREQUELQUOTES #STARWARS #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS


YOU MY LORD HAVE LOST! NO NO NO YOU WILL DIE!!! #STARWARS #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #ACTUALPREQUELQUOTES

WHEN PADME SAID SO THIS IS HOW LIBERTY DIES I JUST COULDNT STOP THROWING UP #STARWARS #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS


WHY DID THEY MAKE THE CLONES THE GOOD GUYS!? WE EXPECTED AN ARMY OF CLONES FIGHTING JEDI!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #STARWARS


ANNIE YOUVE GROWN! AND YOUVE GROWN! MORE BEAUTIFUL #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #STARWARS #ACTUALPREQUELQUOTES


ITS NOT FAIR!!! WHINED DARTH VADER #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #STARWARS


WHEN C3PO AND R2D2 WENT TO UNCLE OWEN AND AUNT BERU IN EPISODE 2 I ALMOST ACTUALLY DIED #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #STARWARS


WHY DID ANAKIN KEEP SCREAMING ITS ALL OBI WANS FAULT WHEN OBI WAN LITERALLY DID NOTHING TO HIM EVER?!!? #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #STARWARS


I WONDER HOW MANY FOLLOWERS THIS STAR WARS THING TODAY WILL COST ME #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS


BY THE TIME THEY SAID PADME HAS LOST THE WILL TO LIVE I HAD LOST THE WILL TO CARE #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #STARWARS

WHERE IS PADME? IS SHE SAFE? IS SHE ALRIGHT? #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #STARWARS THE IDIOTIC FIRST WORDS OF DARTH VADER


IF LEIA WAS RAISED BY A SENATOR AND HIS WIFE WHAT THE HECK IS SHE PRINCESS OF!?!!?!!?!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #STARWARS


DARTH VADER WOULD HAVE TAKEN ONE LOOK AT JOFFREY AND CHOKED THE LIFE OUT OF HIM #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFSTARWARS


PREQUEL ANAKIN AND JOFFREY WOULD HAVE BEEN BEST FRIENDS #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFSTARWARS


TYWIN WOULD HAVE DESTROYED VADER AND THE EMPEROR AND RULED THE GALAXY HIMSELF #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFSTARWARS


IF GRRM WROTE IT LEIA WOULD HAVE BEEN ON ALDERAAN WHEN IT BLEW UP #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFSTARWARS


IF GRRM WROTE IT LUKE AND LEIA WOULD HAVE DONE WAY MORE THAN KISS #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFSTARWARS


IF GRRM WROTE IT VADER WOULD HAVE CHOPPED LUKES HEAD OFF AND IMPALED IT ON A SPIT OUTSIDE THE DEATH STAR #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFSTARWARS


IF GRRM WROTE IT OWEN AND BERU WOULD HAVE BEEN FLAYED AND CASTRATED FIRST #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFSTARWARS


IF GRRM WROTE IT R2D2 AND C3PO WOULD HAVE BEEN LOVERS #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFSTARWARS


IF GRRM WERE WRITING EPISODE 7 THE OPENING SCENE WOULD HAN LUKE AND LEIA GETTING SLAUGHTERED #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFSTARWARS


BOTTOM LINE THE PREQUELS WERE AN INCOMPREHENSIBLE MESS AND WE DONT TRUST JJ ABRAMS WITH #STARWARS!!! JUST GIVE US BACK THE ORIGINALS!!!!!!!!


HEY I JUST REALIZED ITS MAY THE 4TH #HAPPYSTARWARSDAY YOU GUYS

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