ANGER RECAP S04E06 – THE FLAWS OF GODS AND MEN

Posted: May 11, 2014 in ANGER RECAPS
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S04E06

ALMOST TIME FOR GAME OF THAT DIDINT HAPPEN IN THE BOOKS!!!!! #GAMEOFTHRONES #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS‏

JON BETTER FIND HIS WAY BACK THE THE BOOKS TONIGHT OR SO HELP ME GODS!!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES‏

BRAINIOLOGIST SAYS IF I SEE ONE MORE SPOILED SCENE FROM WINDS OF WINTER ILL PROLLY ANEURYSM #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

JON SNOW HATES MOTHERS DAY #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES‏

JON SNOW SPENDS MOTHERS DAY CRYING INTO HIS CLOAK #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

‏ THE BEST MOTHER IN #GAMEOFTHRONES IS TAENA STOKEWORTH!!! #THINKABOUTIT #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS

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DO YOU REALIZE I NEED TO SWITCH BETWEEN THREE BOOKS TO FOLLOW THIS EPISODE?!?!?! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


I CALL THE BANNERS OF THE ARMY OF ANGER!!! TONIGHT WE MARCH!!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

JUST CALLED OUT OF WORK TOMORROW I TOLD THEM IM SICK TO MY BRAIN!!!!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

DONT EXPECT ME TO ANSWER ANY DM FOR THE NEXT 36 HOURS #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


AND JON SNOW SPENT YET ANOTHER MOTHERS DAY CRYING AND ALONE #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


BTW I WENT AND READ THIS LEFTOVERS BOOK AND NOTHING FROM THE COMMERCIALS HAPPENS IN IT!!!!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


WHY IS THIS SHOW NOT CANCELLED YET?! I SENT IN SO MANY CANDYGRAMS #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


RUNNING TWITTER ON TWO COMPUTERS PLUS MY PHONE TO KEEP UP WITH ALL THE WRONG!!!!!!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


AND THE TITAN JUST POOPED A STANNIS #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


RIGHT ABOUT NOW BOOKBURNERS ARE LIKE WHERE ARE STANNIS NOW WAHHHHH I DONT FOLLOW THE STORY WAHHHH #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


WHAT KIND OF A BANK DOESNT HAVE VELVET ROPES I ASK YOU?!?!!?!?!? #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

STANNIS MIGHT AS WELL BE IN GRINGOTS THIS IS SO OFF FROM THE BOOKS!!!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


STAAVOS?!?!!? #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


DAAVOS BE LIKE THERES NUMBER BOOKS?!?!?!?! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


TV STANNIS WOULD SUCK AT RISK #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


DAAVOS BE LIKE TALK TO THE STUMPS!!!!!!!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


DID THEY BRING ROZ BACK TO LIFE?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!? #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


I AM LARA!!! AND DAAVOS GOES JUST SHUT UP #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


NO DAAVOS SER JUSTIN MASSEY RECRUITS THE SELLSWORDS NOOOOOO!!!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


I HAVE THREE BOOKS OPEN AND THERES NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING RIGHT GOING ON HERE!!!!!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

SEVEN HELLS NOW ASHA IS AT THE DREADFORT?!!?!? HOWD SHE SAIL THROUGH THE CONTINENT?!?!?!?!?!? #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


WHAT DID ASHA FLY A MAGIC CARPET ACROSS TO THE DREADFORT?!?!?!??! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


LITERALLY ALL OF DANCE WITH DRAGONS REEK JUST GOT CUT!!!! THE ENTIRE BOOK!!!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


BC OF COURSE RAMSAY FIGHTS NAKED #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


I AM AT A COMPLETE LOSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ASHA RAMSAY??! REEK?!?!?! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


WAIT SHE JUST GAVE UP?!?! GREAT MORE FILLER SCENES THAT MEAN NOTHING TO ANYTHING IN THE PLOT!!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

DID RAMSAY JUST QUOTE ACDC???????? #BIGBALLS #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


THIS SHOW NEEDS TO BE CALLED GAME OF WE DONT KNOW MAPS #DREADFORT #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

 


I MEAN THE IRON ISLANDS AND THE DREADFORT ARE RIGHT THERE AT THE BEGINNING OF EVERY EPISODE HOW CAN THEY NOT GET HOW THAT WORKS!?!?!?!?


SORRY ALFIE ALLEN BUT YOU ARENT EVEN CLOSE TO PLAYING REEK CORRECTLY #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


WAIT IS THIS GAME OF THRONES OR LONE SURVIVOR?! #GOATS #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


NO DROGON YOU CATCH THE SHEPARDS BOY HERE!!!! NOOO!!!!! THE TALIBAN BOY!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


IF NATO HAD DRAGONS THERE WOULDNT BE A TALIBAN ANY MORE #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


NOOOOO!!!! NOT SHEEP BONES!!!! BOY BONES!!!!! NOOOO NOOOO NOOOO!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

WHERE IS THE SHAVEPATE?!?!?!!?!? #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


DOES NO ONE CARE ABOUT THE DEATH OF UNSULLIED WARRIOR STALWART SHIELD?!?!?! BC HES BEING CUT!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


ARE THEY SERIOUSLY CUTTING THE FIGHTING PITS???!?!!?!?!!? #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

GRAZDAN ZO GALARE?!!?!??! I GUESS HE JUST DOES NOT MATTER EITHER!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


TARGARYENS DO NOT BURY THEIR DEAD THEY BURN THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


WHERE IS DANYS PLATE OF FIGS AND DATES?!?!!?!?!? #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


WHY IS DANY NOT WEARING THE RABBIT EARS!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


HOLY HELLS MACE TYRELL SAID MORE THAN TWO WORDS #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


HOW EXACTLY ARE VARYS AND JORAH COMMUNICATING SO FAST THEY HAVE TWITTER?!!?! SNAPCHAT?!?!?! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


WHERE ARE NOTED SMALLCOUNCIL MEMBERS MATHIS ROWAN AND PAXTER REDWYNE?!??! HUH?! HUHHHHHH?! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


GOOD GODS PLEASE DONT HAVE THEM REVEAL EVERY SECRET ABOUT VARYS NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

OBERYN HAS A WIDOWS PEAK NOT BANGS!!!!!!!!!!! HOW IS THIS EVEN LEGAL!?!?!?!? #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


JAIME ONCE AGAIN PRETENDING KEVAN DOESNT EXIST #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


KING TOMMEN BUTTCHIN #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


WHY DIDNT PYCELLE MENTION WOLSBANE OR TEARS OF LYS?!?!?!!?!?!?!? #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


IS BRONN NOT SPEAKING UP FOR TYRION?!?!?!?!!? NOOOOOO!!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

WHERE IS THE TESTIMONY OF MAESTERS BALLABAR AND FRENKEN?!?!?!!?!? #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


GAME OF LAW AND ORDER #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


LORD FLEMENT BRAX?!?!?! WHERE IS LORD FLEMENT BRAX?!?!?!!? #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


WHERE IS OLD ESTERMONT AND YOUNG PECKLEDON?!!?!?!? #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


TV JAIME IS RUINED FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


TV JAIME IS A RAPER AND AN OATHBREAKER AND IM NOT EVEN CALLING HIM JAIME ANYMORE HES JAINO!!!! NOOO!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


SHAES LIES IN THE BOOKS ARE WAY MORE EGREGIOUS AND HEARTBREAKING AND THE SHOW IS WRONG YET AGAIN #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


NO SHAE!!!! YOU HAD TO CALL HIM MY GIANT!!! MY GIANT OF LANNISTER!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

SHAES BETRAYAL WOULD HAVE BEEN SO MUCH MORE EMOTIONAL IF THEYD SHOWN EVEN A MOMENT OF HOW MUCH TYRION LOVED HER #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS


NO TYRION IS SPEAKING ALOUD HIS INTERNAL MONOLOGUE ABOUT SAVING THE CITY!!! NO!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


WHY DOES TYWIN LOOK LIKE HE DIDNT THINK TYRION WOULD DEMAND TRIAL BY COMBAT? HE ALWAYS DOES!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


THE TRIAL SCENE WAS AS LIFELESS AS ANY OF JAIMES REDEEMING QUALITIES #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

SNOW CASTLE SNOW CASTLE SNOW CASTLE!!!!!!!!!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


HBO SAYS HEY DIVE DEEPER PAY US MONEY WE TELL YOU SPOILERS #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


FEEBLE AND INCORRECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


I AM AGHAST!!! AGHAST AT WHAT THEY MADE JAIME SAY!!!!!!!!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

WHERE WAS BRONN STANDING UP FOR TYRION?!!?!?!? WHERE!?!?? THAT SCENE WRITES ITSELF!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


I JUST SUFFERED A BRAINSPLOSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


JAIMO WOULD NEVER OFFER TO RESIGN AND MAKE BABIES!!!! NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


DANG TYRION NEEDS TO HIRE MATLOCK!!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


AT THIS POINT THE FACT THAT SO MUCH OF THE DIALOGUE WAS BOOKACCURATE JUST IRKS ME EVEN MORE THAT THE PLOT ISNT #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS


IM SURPRISED THEY DIDNT JUST HAVE JACKIE CHILES REPRESENT TYRION #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


IF GRRM LETS THE TV SHOW GIVE AWAY HIS ENDING BEFORE THE BOOKS HES A SELLOUT! THERE I SAID IT #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


ID LIKE TO THANK b_cogman FOR REMAINING ON TWITTER SO MY BOOK READING FRIENDS AT NSA CAN ALWAYS FIND HIM #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

I CANT BELIEVE THEY KILLED OFF HODOR!!!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


AngryGoTFan: I NEED TO START READING BOOKS HBO WOULD NEVER ADAPT! LIKE THE BIBLE #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES


IN THE NOVELS TYWIN OFFERS TYRION TAKE THE BLACK!!!! HES NOT A KINSLAYER LIKE HBO SEEMS TO THINK!!!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

TRANSCRIBED BY @JAWWWC

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