Muttonface – Craigslist Ad: Wanted HBO Writer Who Has Read A Song of Ice and Fire

Posted: May 12, 2014 in INDIRECT ANGER
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Book Chop

WANTED: HBO WRITER WHO HAS READ A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE

The HBO hit series Game of Thrones has been critically acclaimed by idiots. There was a time in television that research on the source material was respected and actually done, rather than reading Wikipedia summaries. It is strongly apparent  that the writers of Game of Thrones have not done this.

Responsibilities:

Conducting oneself with respect to book canon

Able to meet deadlines and work on a timetable

Strong attention to detail

Aversion to absurd non-canon abominations

Requirements:

Level IV ASoIaF Scholar Level

At least three years experience of book reading preferred

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Comments
  1. Bo Donovan says:

    It will be difficult to fill this position. I think that you will have to do the job yourself.

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