Royal Decree of the Anger Guard
Proclaimed this day The Eighteenth Day of The Warrior’s Moon Turn in the Year 301 A.L.
They are known as, “D and D” to many but they are, “The Book Burners” from henceforth. They have committed the following crimes. They have abandoned the original Source Material, They have created false characters who serve no purpose other than to inspire lust, and they have created aberrations from the source material that have led to confusion among fans of the Seven Gods forsaken TV Show and of the loyal material written by the Grand Archmaester himself.
I charge The Bookburners with being the greatest thieves in history. I charge The Bookburners with being the greatest liars in history. I charge The Bookburners with being the greatest torturers in history. I charge them with being the greatest hoodlums in history and the verdict is, GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY!!!!
Therefore The Bookburners must be detained and forced to re read the books and will only be given mercy if they admit their crimes and from furthermore will stick to the books!
Henceforth, I say Naught
Servant On Ice