Archive for June, 2014

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Once again the Army of Anger has been called upon to defend the word of GRRM and strike down all book burners who wish to desecrate his work. Today at work, I was speaking with one such book burner about the abomination that is Game of Thrones and he said something so ridiculous, so idiotic, so enraging that I felt compelled to rectify this situation immediately.This coworker, Mark, ACTUALLY thinks the Wall was built for a place for bastards to hang out whilst defending the realm against the wildlings.

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Santa Fe, NM –  The urbane desert community of Santa Fe was rocked to its foundations today when an overzealous Game of Thrones fanboy raided George R. R. Martin’s food stores, authorities say.

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Well, it’s that time of year when the most controversial and book burning program on television, Game of Thrones, is on hiatus. You might be wondering “What am I going to do on Sunday nights now?” That answer is quite simple. You must join the Army of Anger! We must begin rectifying the egregious errors that show runners David & Dan have committed against GRRM’s beloved novels! We must arm ourselves with THE KNOWLEDGE so that we may call out said book burners on their heinous mistakes. (more…)

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NO SPOILS!!!!! STOP SPOILING!!!!! WE DO NOT SPOIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTRTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

IF YOU PEOPLE KEEP SPOILING I WILL REVEAL HOW ARYA DIES!!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES

THE SHOW ENDS TODAY BUT THE BOOKS ARE EVER LASTING!!!!!!!!!!! THE BOOKS!!!!!!!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHRONES (more…)

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I LOOK BACK AT THOSE PEOPLE WHO THOUGHT ROS WAS THE BIGGEST CHANGE FROM THE BOOKS AND THINK OH YOU SWEET SUMMER CHILDREN #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS

PEOPLE KEEP TALKING ABOUT THE BATTLE OF CASTLE BLACK NO! IT IS A MULTI PRONGED SIEGE!!! WITH PRONGS!!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS #GAMEOFTHTRONES (more…)

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The upcoming match of Team Lannister versus Team Stark is proving to be one of more hyped events of the Westeros Cup. Team Lannister is bankrolled and sponsored by the Iron Bank of Braavos, one of the wealthiest names in the game. Despite this they have not been able simply to buy their way into true Westeros Cup contention.

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In the hot New Mexican sun, Parris McBride reclined backwards on her desert sail barge, raveling her chain around the neck of a young, taut pool boy that she had forced to wear a metal speedo. (more…)