AN ESSAY OF ANGER – THE LINE OF SUCCESSION

Posted: July 7, 2014 in INDIRECT ANGER

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THERE HAVE BEEN MANY STUPID IDIOTS LATELY SPEWING THEIR STUPID IDIOTIC NONSENSE ABOUT WHAT CHARACTER SHOULD DO WHAT OR WHAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN NEXT WITH THE PLOT AS IF BY SIMPLY WATCHING THE SHOW FOR A FEW SEASONS THEY WILL BE ABLE TO MAKE UP FOR SKIPPING CHARACTER BACKSTORIES CONTEXTUALIZATION AND SOCIAL NORMS NOT TO MENTION THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF CUSTOM TRADITION AND POLITICAL COMPLEXITIES THAT CAN ONLY BEGIN TO BE UNDERSTOOOD BY MULTIPLE READINGS OF THE BOOOKS BY HIS GRACE GRRM!!!

FIRST AND FOREMOST IN MY FOREBRAIN IS THE IDIOCY THAT LITTLEFINGER SHOULD HAVE KILLED ROBIN ARRYN BY THROWING HIM THROUGH THE MOON DOOR RIGHT AFTER HIS MOTHER LYSA! I CANT BEGIN TO RAGESCREAM HOW MANY TIMES IVE SEEN SOME BOOKBURNER FURROWING HIS BROWN IN A VEIN ATTEMPT TO UNDERSTAAAND THE SITUATION ONLY TO COME UP WITH SOME VAGUE STATEMENT LIKE UHHHH KILL THE LITTLE KID AND STUFF AND THEN LETS SEE SOME MORE NUDE NAKED CHICKS!!! REMEMBER THE ONE THAT WENT UPSIDE DOWN?! BEST! EPISODE! EVAH!!!! #TEARSOFLYS

THE LINES OF SUCCESSION IN THE SEVEN KINGDOMS UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU MORONIC BOOKBURNER DOES NOT FOLLOW BASIC WORLD SLOP WRESTLING CHAMPIONSHIP RULES! IN FACT WHILE THERE ARE RULES THEY ARE IN POINT OF FACT BROKEN ALL THE TIME BY THE VERY PEOPLE WHO MAKE THE RULES!!! YOU MIGHT GO SO FAR AS TO SAY THATS KIND OF THE ENTIRE WHOLE POINT OF THE SERIES!!!!! BUT WAIT UH OH!!! YES THERE GO THOSE FURROWY BROWS YES AGAIN AND SO I MUST ANGER ON YET AGAIN IN MY LONESOME #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS

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FOR LITTLEFINGER TO TAKE CONQUEST OF THE VALE IN ANY SENSE WHERE HE IS CALLING THE SHOTS HE MUST NEEDS HAVE SOME FORM OF POLITICAL CLAIM TO IT! WHILE HE ENJOYS THE PATRONAGE OF THE LANNISTERS AND THE BARATHEON CROWN HE DOES NOT NECESSARILY HAVE THE FULL AND SUNDRY SUPPORT OF THE LORDS OF THE VALE ITSELF!!!! ANYONE WITH HALF A BRAIN CAN SEE HIS CLAIM IS INCREDIBLY WEAK!! UHH YEAH I KNOW YOUS GUYS IS ALL SWORN TO HOUSE ARRYN BUT LOOK I JUST MARRIED THE LADY WHO WAS MARRIED TO THE LAST LORD ARRYN BEFORE HE DIED AND THEN SHE DIED AND THEN THE KID DIED AND UM WORSHIP ME?

KNEEL BEFORE PETYR!!!!!!!!

WRONG!!

INSTEAD AS THE SOLE DIRECT HEIR OF THE LINE OF HOUSE ARRYN IT FALLS TO ROBIN ARRYN THE CLAIM TO THE ENTIRE VALE ITSELF AS NO ONE COULD DENY HIS LINEAGE! WHILE LITTLEFINGER DOES NOT BECOME LORD OF THE VALE IN NAME HE VERY WELL HAS MUCH MORE STANDING TO BE ABLE TO SAY WELL NOW LOOK THE BOYS MOTHER WANTED ME TO BE HIS GUARDIAN AND RAISE HIM AS A WARD AND ACT AS LORD PROTECTOR UNTIL HE REACHES AGE! STILL NOT AS PALATABLE BUT MUCH MUCH MUCH MORE PLAUSIBLE A LINE TO SELL THE NOTION! AND THATS EXACTLY WHAT HE NEEDS!!!

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THIS SAME NOTION OF HAVING ONE ACT IN THE STEAD OF THE RULER IS WHAT ENABLED TYWIN LANNISTER THE HAND OF THE KING TO ESSENTIALLY RULE THE REALM THROUGH BOTH KING JOFFREY AND NOW KING TOMMEN AND BEFORE WITH KING AERYS! DID YOU THINK I WOULD FORGET THAT!?!?!?!?!?!!!! FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!

READ THE BOOKS!!!!
READ THEM AGAIN!!!
BOOKBURNERS BEWARE THE ARMY OF ANGER KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE!!!!!

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