Muttonface – The Differences Between Yara and Asha Greyjoy

Posted: July 14, 2014 in INDIRECT ANGER

 

 

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Olympic lifts:

Asha does deadlifts. Yara doesn’t.

Whipped fat:

Asha eats Hellman’s. Yara doesn’t.

Peanut butter:

Asha eats it. Yara doesn’t.

Battle strategy:

Asha is a female ironborn captain. Yara doesn’t.

Deadwood/Spartacus/Firefly

Asha is a fan. Yara doesn’t.

Supporting the troops

Asha is a troop. Yara doesn’t.

Voting

Asha chooses wisely and if she cannot she does not choose at all. Yara makes an overtly political stance on a candidate about whom she knows nothing.

The works of Pablo Neruda

Asha appreciates the soulfulness. Yara knows what she hears on NPR.

Weapon of choice

Asha: throwing axes. Yara: AAAAAGGGHHHH!

Fleeing when an almost naked guy starts to release the hounds

Asha doesn’t. Yara DOES.

by Muttonface

(ANGRYGOTFAN’S EDITORS COMMENT: AH BALIEEVE IM YO! I DANNO WHA BUDDAH DO!)

 

 

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