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The Lady Shelly of House Brownskull was born in a small suburb of the Banefort in 274 AC. Her childhood consisted mostly of watching tourneys and tagging along with the neighborhood boys to watch bull baiting. The Lady Shelly was a very headstrong child that was often in trouble for beating up kids when they disagreed with her opinions about tourney matchups and the lists.
Around 294 AC, the Lady Shelly developed a strong obsession with Ser Preston Greenfield of the Kingsguard. This would ultimately become her downfall. The Lady Shelly was arrested by the goldcloaks after being caught hiding in the Red Keep’s courtyard for the 5th time in her attempts to make her beloved knight break his vows for her. She was ordered to stay 1,000 feet away and was never allowed to go to a tourney again. Following that, Ser Preston was mobbed to death. The Lady Shelly attempted to get the same mob to kill her, but they were too busy with Lollys. This event caused the Lady Shelly much grief and she sent herself into self-imposed exile from King’s Landing. She chose a small town she thought was truly lovely and knew would always be safe. Saltpans.
Afterwards, she still loves the spirit of Ser Preston from afar, but has now found a new obsession: destroying the book deniers and book burners that have desecrated her favorite historic texts, A Song of Ice and Fire by Archmaester Georger Rmartin. The Lady Shelly is a faithful servant of Lord AngryGoTFan and assists him in his daily evisceration of book burners. Chief amongst her duties is the education of the fanfic show watchers and her tireless efforts to recruit said book burners into readers.