Game of Thrones enthusiast Paul Martens excitedly proclaimed that his “mind was blown” upon the “epic” reveal of the theory of Jon Snow’s parentage, reports said today.
“I mean, I always thought there was more going on there,” Martens confessed. “My buddy Donnie had just skimmed the BuzzFeed article. He filled me in when we were driving home from hockey. It was a pretty wild theory.”
Almost sacredly, Martens continued, “To think…Ray-gun Thargary could be Jon’s dad!”
At press time, Martens was creating accounts on WiC.net, the ASOIAF subreddit, and Westeros.org to see if any other fans had heard of the “brand new” and “totally epic” Ray-gun theory and to discuss other characters that may have been fathered by Ray-gun, such as Taiwan Lannister and Nickelback frontman Chad Kroeger.