ANGRYGOTFAN’S REVIEW OF THE WORLD OF ICE AND FIRE

Posted: October 29, 2014 in Uncategorized
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GREETINGS CURIOUS GENTILES AND BOOKFAITHFUL MEMBERS OF THE ARMY OF ANGER ALIKE!! THIS IS THE MOST AUSPICIOUS OF TIMES AS WE HAVE NOW BEHELD THE REJOICEMENT OF THE RELEASE OF THE LATEST VOLUME OF THE SACRED TEXTS OF A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE!!!!! A BRAND NEW ADDITION TO THE SACRED TEXTS AFTER 3 YEARS HAS BEEN BESTOWED UPON US!!! A TRIUMPHANT ADDITION TO THE WORLD OF ASOIAF!!!!
WOIAF - Daemon Blackfyre EVERY PAGE OF THIS BOOK IS A FEAST FOR THE EYES IN BOTH TEXT AND ARTWORK! THE PREVIOUSLY UNTOLD HISTORIES OF THE TARGARYEN DYNASTY, ROBERT’S REBELLION, NYMERIAS SHIPS AND THE 9 FREE CITIES HAS NOW BEEN ELABORATED UPON! HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED WHAT IN 7 HELLS THE DOOM MEANT?!! HOW ABOUT THE EVENTS AT SUMMERHALL?? THE UNRAVELING FRIENDSHIP BETWEEN AERYS AND TYWIN LANNISTER?!!  WELL THIS BOOK WILL TELL YOU! THE PREVIOUSLY UNEXPLAINED HISTORY OF MANY OF THE MOST POPULAR  HOUSES IS ELABORATED ON AS WELL!! THIS BOOK IS THE PERFECT ADDITION TO THE CANON AND ARMS US WITH MORE AMMUNITION THAN EVER TO DESTROY THE BOOK BURNERS! THE SHOW RUNNERS DONT CARE ABOUT THE BACKSTORY LIKE WE DO! THE WORLD OF ICE AND FIRE IS AN ABSOLUTELY ESSENTIAL PART OF EVERY MEMBER OF THE ARMY OF ANGERS ARSENAL AGIANST THE BOOK BURNERS!!!
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THE BEST PART ABOUT THE BOOK IS THAT THE HISTORY IS EXPLAINED TO US AS THE CREATOR, GRRM, INTENDED. THE ARTWORK EXIBITS PERFECTLY HOW HIS GRACE CREATED THE WORLD OF ICE AND FIRE. HAVE YOU SEEN THE PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR THE IRON THRONE THAT THE BOOK BURNERS CREATED?! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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THE TRUE IRON THRONE IS NOW ON DISPLAY FOR ALL TO SEE!! ITS AMAZING I LOVE THE THING I LOVE IT IT IS PERFECT IN A WORD JUST AMAZINGLY PERFECTER AS LIFE ITSELF!!!!!!!!! THE SAME CAN BE SAID FOR WINTERFELL, KINGS LANDING AND THE WALL!! NOW WHEN WE HEAR ABOUT THE CHILDREN, WE WILL HAVE A BETTER UNDERSTANDING OF WHO THEY ARE AND NO THEY ARE  NOT LITTLE DIRTY KIDS THROWING MAGICAL FIREWORKS TO KILL A PACK OF STUPID ZOMBIE SKELETONS!!
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IF YOU HAVE NOT GOTTEN YOUR COPY OF TWOIAF WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!?!?!?! AND IF YOU ARE USING THE EXCUSE THAT THE BOOK COSTS TOO MUCH THAT IS UNACCEPTABLE! $20 FOR THE KINDLE VERSION! THAT IS JUST 3 DAYS WITHOUT YOUR DAILY STARBUCKS GRANDE CARAMEL FRAPPUCINO!!! GO NOW AND GET THE BOOKS!!! THEY ARE SELLING OUT ALL OVER THE PLACE AND TRUST ME  YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE WITHOUT THIS BOOK!!!!

READ THIS BOOK OR ANSWER TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Comments
  1. Bo Donovan says:

    Hail to his grace, GRRM!!! Hail to his new masterpiece!!! Hail to the Army Of Anger!!!

  2. Nicoll says:

    I am waiting my copy and I LIVE IN VENEZUELAN, SO THERE ARE NO EXCUSE… the real fan need this book more than breath

  3. Mike D. says:

    You do realize that GRRM has approved very change in the show?

  4. Angie R says:

    I. Love. You.

  5. The Dragon Demands says:

    Well in all fairness, GRRM himself said that building the Iron Throne as he envisioned it in the books would have been *physically/logistically impossible* in the TV series*.

  6. The Dragon Demands says:

    Yeah, over on the TV show wiki, I’m not sure how to handle the *actual* backstory of Olenna Redwyne with all of this “Viola Redwyne” crap.

    Why run a wiki for the TV show? To take the fight to THEM. I mean, what was the other option. Ghettoize the book-faithful on our own websites and let the TV viewers/book burners run their wikis as they would? Hell no. As book fans, we took over the reins on there, to try to steer it back towards the light…and fill it with complaints in the notes sections about “this isn’t what the books did at all and makes no sense in context either”.

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