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ANGERTRAX!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: November 24, 2014 in Uncategorized
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THE DAWN OF ANGERTRAX IS NIGH!!!!

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BARN STORMER

An Army of Anger Story

by Servant On Ice

CHARACTERS

Rageton aka The Lord of Anger

Horacina, the Lady of Anger

Shelna, The Scribe of Anger

Mitsu, The Keeper of the Well of Artos

Summer San, Lady of Light

and other characters .

CHAPTER I THE HEATHEN RAGE

Sitting in his solar, over looking the red mountains of Soros, The Lord of Anger is perplexed, he has been having nightmares, nightmares that won’t go away on their own ..

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RAGETON: They won’t stop, I can’t stop seeing the images in my head, I can’t sleep at all.

HORACINA: What plagues thee so harsh my sweet love?

RAGETON: Oh, cut the crap, bring me some flavored wine, to help me sleep. I need to rest, I am sore in my soul, sore in my mind, sore in all the things that matter . .

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In an interview, Charles Dance let slip some very interesting news for Thrones fans: that the show’s producers have been actively discussing a future Game of Thrones movie.

“There’s talk of eventually trying to do a feature film, but I don’t know which of the storylines,” says Dance. “There’s so much to cram into a film.

This supports earlier statements by His Grace, author George R. R. Martin back in March:

“The prospect of a feature is being actively discussed. It all depends on how long the main series runs… Do we run for seven years? Do we run for eight? Do we run for 10? The books get bigger and bigger (in scope). It might need a feature to tie things up, something with a feature budget, like $100 million for two hours. Those dragons get real big, you know.”

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LONDON – The day that English animal control officials have feared since Lena Headey exploded onto the international movie scene has arrived. The noted actress has finally lost her humanity and gone fully feral.

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Muttonface Reviews Birdman

Posted: November 7, 2014 in Uncategorized

Birdman   Staring Michael Keaton   PRESS HANDOUTI had high hopes for this picture. I saw Batman Returns as a youngster in the theater (that’s right kiddies, I’m an old man) and I didn’t think I would need to research this film before it came out. Michael Keaton as “Birdman?” I guess it’s not too far of a stretch from Ant Man. OK, I can deal, if it’s his return to a superhero role I’d plunk down my $12.00, buy some popcorn, and fill a seat, and gladly. 

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ANGER IN NEW YORK

Posted: November 4, 2014 in Uncategorized

AND SO WITH THE RELEASE OF THE WORLD OF ICE AND FIRE IMMINENT AND HIS GRACE’S COMING I DECIDED THE ANGER MUST BE BROUGHT TO NYC

IT BEGAN AS A WONDERFUL AFTERNOON (WITH PLENTIFUL BATTERY LIFE)

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FIRST I DECIDED TO MAKE SOME FRIENDS


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I SUGGESTED SOME NEW READING MATERIAL FOR LADY LIBERTY TO GREET IMMIGRANTS WITH

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I THINK I EVEN MET A RELATIVE OF THE WHITE BULL

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I HAD A FRIENDLY CONVERSATION WITH THE IRON BANK ABOUT MY DEBTS

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THE NORTH REMEMBERS


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I SAW THE REALMS NEWEST TOWER
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THEN I SUGGESTED WALL ST LEARN FROM THE IRON BANK

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I APPROACHED THE MASSES WITH ANGERFUL GLEE

WHEN IT WAS TIME FOR THE SHOW FINALLY TWOIAF WAS MINE

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EVERYONE WAS READING IVE NEVER FELT THIS WARM EMOTION (HAPGER?)

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WHEN HE ARRIVED ON STAGE FROM THE HEAVENS I HAD TO MAKE GRRM FEEL COMFORTABLE

THE LADY DID NOT UNDERSTAAAND SO WE ALL KNEW WHAT HAD TO HAPPEN

HIS GRACE GRRM WAS AMAZING!!!!