1. Sansa loses her virginity.
2. Jon Snow is made Lord Commander. Obvi.
3. Hound lives.
4. Balon dies.
5. Varamyr 6 Skins has a big scene
6. We find out why the white walkers are making white walker babies
7. Areo faces off with Jaime
8.Aemon and Sam set sail.
9. Arya goes b****
10. Hizdahr has a pretty hot man-sex scene
11. Missandei has a pretty hot man-sex scene … and a pretty hot woman-sex scene
12. Myrcella kisses Trystane in an epicly boring scene
13. High Sparrow waxes poetic with long monologue and creates his army
14. Season ends with Arya losing her face
15. D&D skip the Griff storyline, stupidly.