Archive for January, 2015

4 Reasons We Need the Griffs

Posted: January 30, 2015 in Uncategorized

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The show has officially omitted Griff and Young Griff from HBO. This is travesty. This is tyranny. But why?


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Young Griff, so named after his protector Jon Connington of Griffin’s Roost, is the supposed son of Prince Rhaegar Targaryen and Elia Martell. Affectionately known as “fAegon” to many in the A Song of Ice Fire community, Aegon has been in hiding with Jon Connington since the end of Robert’s Rebellion. Smuggled away by Varys and switched with a baby of low birth (the “Pisswater Prince”) he was sheltered by Illyrio Mopatis and has been all but forgotten in Westeros. His adoptive father, Jon Connington has been entrusted with the care of Aegon since he was a small child. Young Griff has colored hair and claims do have done so to honor his late Tyroshi mother. Tyrion eventually discovers the truth during a game of cyvasse and Young Griff does not deny the claims.

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SEASON 5 FULL TRAILER!!!

Posted: January 30, 2015 in Uncategorized

SEASON 5 FULL TRAILER FOR GAME OF THRONES!!!

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CAN ANYONE EXACTLY TELL ME WHERE IN THE BOOKS THESE ARE FROM?!?!!??!!?!?!?!?

TYRION DANY JORAH AND DAARIO?!?!?!?!?

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ALRIGHT FOR ALL THE IDIOTS WHO ARE IDIOTS HERES A REFRESHER ON HARDHOME:

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Hardhome sits on a sheltered bay and has natural harbor deep enough for the biggest ships afloat. Wood and stone are plentiful near there. The waters teem with fish, and there are colonies of seals and sea cows close at hand. A great cliff looms above the settlement, pocked with cave mouths.

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ANGRYGOTFAN: IF YOU THINK THERE COULD BE AN ARTICLE LIKE THIS WITHOUT SPOILERS THAN YOU ARE A STUPID IDIOT AND PROBABLY SHOULDNT BE INVOLVED IN A SERIES LIKE THIS TO BEGIN WITH MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET INTO SOME LIGHTER FAIRE LIKE THE LITTLEST ELF OR THE LITTLE ENGINE THAT COULD OR LITTLE HARRY CAKESNIFFING POTTER THEN WE WILL ALL BE A LOT HAPPIER AND I WILL NOT HAVE TO WASTE MY TIME TRYING TO EXPLAIN TO YOU HOW STUPID YOU ARE OK THATS ENOUGH I WILL NOW END THIS SPOILER ALERT FOR STUPID IDIOTS

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Lady Shelly: HBO is releasing a documentary detailing a “Day in the Life” of Game of Thrones for the upcoming Season 5. The documentary airs Feb 8th. There is a trailer available now and it has some brand new footage of Season 5. Some people have been hesistant to believe me when we tell you that Season 5 is going to be fanfiction. Some people have called us such names as “snob”, “elitist” and even the always flattering “book jerk”, but now let’s see what we see…

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WELL HELLO THERE HOW ARE YOU TODAY THATS NICE LETS CHAT FOR A MINUTE WHY DONT YOU SITTLE ON DOWN AND LISTEN UP AND YOU LISTEN GOOD I AM GOING TO TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT HOW YOURE AN IDIOT

FOR THE PAST FEW MONTHS IVE BEEN LISTENING TO WHAT YOU PEOPLE ARE SAYING ABOUT HBO’S GAME OF THRONES SEASON FIVE – I APPLAUD THOSE OF YOU ARE FULL OF RIGHTEOUS BURNING INDIGNATION ABOUT THE UNBRAINLESS DECISION TO SEND JAIME AND BRONN TO DORNE OR THE MERCYLESS GANG MURDER OF PRINCESS ARIANNE

BUT SOME OF YOU ARE SAYING OTHER THINGS

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coldhandsIn case you were hiding under a Reek last week, the notion that Benjen Stark is Coldhands has finally been debunked! And not just by some random reddit poster with some made up gobbledygook, but by GRRM himself!  Someone was granted access to the manuscripts of ADWD and posted the images on reddit of the pages. In one of the margins, his editor scrawled “is Benjen Coldhands” to which GRRM gave an empathic “NO” in red ink. Now, to the more savvy reader, this hasn’t really been a question.   (more…)

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The following is a transcript of North Korean glorious leader Kim Jong Un’s remarks at a ceremony in the resplendent Kumsusan Palace of the Sun:

(PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA) Heroic officers of the army, the navy, the air force and the strategic rocket throwing unit of the Korean People’s Army (KPA), the Worker-Peasant Fighters, labor camp youth volunteers, and overseas compatriots, comrades and friends, I welcome you here for this overjoyous occasion of the First Annual Aerys Targaryen Award for Valor, awarded to the editor and masters of WinterIsComing.Net.

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accounting_dept2(Deming, NM) Events at the Twins have shocked Westeros and Game of Thrones fans to their very foundation.

While she mixed up a do-it-yourself cup of hot tea she procured from the plastic jug on the break room counter, Nancy Hutchinson condemned the attack at the Red Wedding in strongest possible terms.

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Shengqi

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He raced up the stairs two at a time as Shellron followed behind. He could hear her frantic breathing at his heels and he hoped she was alright, he knew how heavy her backpack was. He looked at his tablet and the notes he had scribbled on it to make sure they were headed in the right direction. “Just one more flight of stairs and we should be there,” Shengqi told Shellron. “Thank the seven,” she panted. The heavy iron door was in front of them. He pushed against it, but it would not budge. “Shellron, hand me your backpack,”Shengqi asked. She handed over the backpack and retrieved a small box. He placed the box on the door and activated the switch on the side. “Stand back,” he told Shellron as he turned his back to the door and shielded her from the blast. BOOM! The hinges broke free and together they pried open the mangled door. Soon they were in the master control room where all of the film and files were stored. They immediately got to work, not knowing how much time they had. They had heard Detroit’s warning on the audio feed, but it had stopped working soon after.

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