1: Salladhor Saan takes Mance’s place at Winterfell.
2: Davos travels to The Twins to try to win the support of the Freys.
3: Littlefinger and Varys don’t plan ahead and do things as they go.
4: Sam Tarley travels to Braavos to become a Maester. Because the Citadel is in Braavos.
5: Stannis figures he should skip Deepwood Motte and just march on Winterfell.
6: Jorah Mormont is killed by a dragon because he’s similar enough to Quentyn Martell right?
7: Hizdahr zo Loraq is Daenery’s true love.
8: Doran Martell is incredibly reckless.
9: Balon Greyjoy is still alive and in rebellion, but no one mentions him at all.
10: Podrick and Brienne somehow ally with Stannis.
11: Jaime joins Dorne in rebellion against the Iron Throne.
12: Jon Snow and Tyrion somehow realize they’re Targaryens.
13: Gendry shows up in Braavos and becomes a Faceless Man.
14: Ramsay Snow gives back to the community.
15: Winter has still not come, and it still looks like the summer.