Posted: January 1, 2015 in Uncategorized


1: Salladhor Saan takes Mance’s place at Winterfell.

2: Davos travels to The Twins to try to win the support of the Freys.

3: Littlefinger and Varys don’t plan ahead and do things as they go.

4: Sam Tarley travels to Braavos to become a Maester. Because the Citadel is in Braavos.

5: Stannis figures he should skip Deepwood Motte and just march on Winterfell.

6: Jorah Mormont is killed by a dragon because he’s similar enough to Quentyn Martell right?

7: Hizdahr zo Loraq is Daenery’s true love.

8: Doran Martell is incredibly reckless.

9: Balon Greyjoy is still alive and in rebellion, but no one mentions him at all.

10: Podrick and Brienne somehow ally with Stannis.

11: Jaime joins Dorne in rebellion against the Iron Throne.

12: Jon Snow and Tyrion somehow realize they’re Targaryens.

13: Gendry shows up in Braavos and becomes a Faceless Man.

14: Ramsay Snow gives back to the community.

15: Winter has still not come, and it still looks like the summer.



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