WHY ARE BOOKREADERS ARE BECOMING BOOKBURNERS!?!?!?!!?????

Posted: January 14, 2015 in Uncategorized

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WELL HELLO THERE HOW ARE YOU TODAY THATS NICE LETS CHAT FOR A MINUTE WHY DONT YOU SITTLE ON DOWN AND LISTEN UP AND YOU LISTEN GOOD I AM GOING TO TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT HOW YOURE AN IDIOT

FOR THE PAST FEW MONTHS IVE BEEN LISTENING TO WHAT YOU PEOPLE ARE SAYING ABOUT HBO’S GAME OF THRONES SEASON FIVE – I APPLAUD THOSE OF YOU ARE FULL OF RIGHTEOUS BURNING INDIGNATION ABOUT THE UNBRAINLESS DECISION TO SEND JAIME AND BRONN TO DORNE OR THE MERCYLESS GANG MURDER OF PRINCESS ARIANNE

BUT SOME OF YOU ARE SAYING OTHER THINGS

DIFFERENT THINGS

THINGS THAT CAUSE ME TO AAAANGER!!!!!!!!!!

PEOPLE ARE SAYING MORE AND MORE AND MORE AND HODOR AND MORE THAT THEY LOVE THE BOOKS WITH ALL THE LOVE IN THEIR GRINCHY HEARTS THAT GREW THREE SIZES THAT DAY AND THAT HIS GRACE GRRM IS THEIR FAVORITE FAVOURITE AUTHOR IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD BUT YOU KNOW WHAT WE LIKE THAT TV PROGRAM ON THE H. B. O. TOO ITS FUN AND ITS ENTERTAINING AND WE KNOW THE BOOKS ARE BETTER BUT THIS IS GOOD IN ITS OWN WAY AND WE APPRECIATE IT FOR THAT HEY ITS BETTER THAN NOTHING RIGHT AND JUST LOOKEE AT DEM COLORFUL COLOURFUL  PRETTY DRESSES AND OVERSEXED ACTORS AND THOSE FIGHT SCENE BOY GEE HOWDY DOODY THERES NO SUBSTITUTE FOR THAT FROM JUST WORDS ON A PAGE, EH? EH? EHHHHHHHHHHH?!!??!!?!?!?!?!?!

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EVERY TIME YOU HAPLESS HARRY HALFWITS PRAISE THE SHOW YOU ARE DOING TWO THINGS – FIRST YOU ARE MAKING IT EASIER FOR SHOW-WATCHER SHEEP TO CONTINUE BLISSFULLY WATCHING THEIR SHEEP SHOW UNTIL THEIR MINDS ARE NUMB AND WASTREL AND SHORN OF ANY RATIONAL THOUGHT OR CRITICAL ANALYTIC ABILITY OR IMAGINATION!!! YOU ARE ENABLING THEM TO CONTINUE WATCHING ARE YOU ARE DOING NOTHING TO ENCOURAGE THEM TO READ THE BOOKS!!!! NOTHING!!!! ENABLERS!!!! NOTHING!!!! THE SQUARE ROOT OF ZERO!!!!

THE SECOND ATROCITY YOU ARE INFLICTING UPON THE MORTAL WORLD WHEN YOU PRAISE THE SHOW IS…YOU ARE PRAISING THE SHOW!!!!!!!!!! WORDS MEAN THINGS SO THINK ABOUT THE THINGS YOU ARE SAYING WHEN YOU ARE SAYING THINGS ABOUT THINGS AND THE THINGS ARE HEARD AND THEN CREATE MORE THOUGHTS OF THINGS BY THING-THINKING SHEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IS WHAT YOU ARE SAYING IN SERVICE OF THE BOOKS!?!? NOOO!!!! YOU ARE SERVING THE DRUNKEN FOOLS D&D AND THEIR BLOODMASTERS AT H. B. O. BY SENDING THRALLS AND SACKS OF MEAT TO THEIR SUBSCRIPTIONS AND DVD MONEY PITS WHY JUST LOOK AT MY SPECIAL LIMITED COLLECTORS EDITION OF THE BOX SET ITS GOT A DRAGON!!! AND IT LOOKS LIKE ITS STONE BUT IT CAME TO LIFE BUT LOOOOOK!!!!!! ITS A DRAGON!!!!!!!!!! LOOOOOK!!!! HERE IF YOU ARENT AROUND ILL TAKE PICTURE OF IT ON MY INSTANTGRAM AND  SNAPFACE IT TO MY PINDERBOOK!!!!!!!!

REMEMBER OUR PURPOSE

REMEMBER THE BOOKS

FOR IMAGINATION

FOR LITERATURE

FOR TRUTH

FOR GRRM

#NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS

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Comments
  1. Ghasterly Rock says:

    Yeah well I’m sorry that people want a semblance of a story that is much more streamlined and easy to follow and with an actual ending in site LMAO.

    • Winifred Overstreet says:

      By “much more streamlined” I presume you mean “worse.”
      And by “easy to follow” I presume that means “dumbed down.”

  2. Winifred Overstreet says:

    “WORDS MEAN THINGS”

    No. Words are wind.

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