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WHAT AM I EVEN SUPPOSED TO SAY?

NONE OF THIS IS IN THE BOOKS AND ITS NOT THERE BECAUSE ITS JUST STUPID!!!!!!

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SO MANY OF YOU FOOLISH FOOLS HAVE EXPRESSED CONFUSION AND FRUSTRATION WITH WE THE BOOK-FAITHFUL OVER WHY WE ARE SO UPSET ABOUT THE EXCLUSION OF THE LINE “EDD FETCH ME A BLOCK” FROM THE HBO TV SHOW

ALLOW ME TO EXPLAIN YOUR FOOLISHICITY

JON SNOW NOT SAYING “EDD FETCH ME A BLOCK” IS JUST ANOTHER IN THE LONG LINE OF D&D ALTERING OR COMPLETELY CUTTING EVERY SINGLE CLASSIC LINE FROM THE ENTIRE SERIES

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ANGRYGOTFAN INKS UP

Posted: April 29, 2015 in Uncategorized

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AN INTERVIEW WITH THE LORD OF ANGER

by Christopher Miller (Servant on Ice)

INTERVIEW WITH THE LORD OF ANGER

I have been working with a man whose name I do not know, nor need to know. He is a man who is passionate about the fictional series known as, “A Song of Ice and Fire.”
I first heard of him online at a fan-site in 2013. He kept complaining how the show wasn’t the books. I finally replied to his comment with, “Dude, on one cares if
you don’t like the show, stop watching,” He replied, “NO ONE UNDERSTAAANDSSS!”

I first assumed he was mentally ill.

George R.R. Martin also known to boor readers as, “GRRM” has mentioned that some of his fans even frighten him. I thought initially that, “Angry Game of Thrones Fan”
as he is called, was one of the most serious and demented.

However, in dealing with him in personal, real life matters, which I will never discuss on this or any website, he has shown himself all too human, and a supporter of
mine and others, and a real friend, a winter friend.

I’ve always wanted to interview him, and now I have the opportunity to, not in my screen name as the outsider of the “Army of Anger” but as a human like us all, as
Christopher Miller.

INTERVIEW WITH THE LORD OF ANGER

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AngryLollys

ANOTHER WEEK

ANOTHER WEAK

EPISODE THAT IS!!!!!!!!

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLANATE TO ME WHAT EXACLTY THE LAWS ARE IN THIS WORLD THERE MUST BE SOMETHING D&D ARE GUILTY OF WHY HAVENT WE CHARGED THEM YET??? HOW CAN THIS GO ON!?!??! THIS IS ILLEGAL LECHERY AT ITS NTH!!!!!!!!!!!

NOW AN UNDETAILED ANALSIS OF WHAT EXACTLY THEY CAREFULLY CHOSE TO RUIN FOR US THIS TIME:
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Through the gloom of night the dead men flew, raining down upon the city streets. The riper corpses would fall to pieces in the air, and burst when they came smashing down onto the bricks, scattering worms and maggots and worse things. Others would bounce against the sides of pyramids and towers, leaving smears of blood and gore to mark the places where they’d struck.

Huge as they were, the Yunkish trebuchets did not have the range to throw their grisly burdens deep into the city. Most of the dead were landing just inside the walls, or slamming off barbicans, parapets, and defensive towers. With the six sisters arrayed in a rough crescent around Meereen, every part of the city was being struck, save only” “the river districts to the north. No trebuchet could throw across the width of the Skahazadhan.

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The Winds of Winter

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TYRION

Somewhere off in the far distance, a dying man was screaming for his mother. “To horse!” a man was yelling in Ghiscari, in the next camp to the north of the Second Sons. “To horse! To horse!” High and shrill, his voice carried a long way in the morning air, far beyond his own encampment. Tyrion knew just enough Ghiscari to understand the words, but the fear in his voice would have been plain in any tongue. I know how he feels.

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THE SACKING – A POEM OF CONFUSION
By Servant On Ice
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A Poem of Humor
19 August 2015 A.D.
THE SACKING
It is the early morning and the light of darkness has faded away,
He awoke to the reality of victory today,
Looking for his enemies to slay,
He started his day off, to the Seven he did pray.
O’Seven, I pray for strength and victory,
I am ready to stop The Book Burners Insanity,
Here on the Potomac, Benioff and Weiss do think,
Praying to their gods of nothing, that I would sink
But I will sail on and to them I take the fight,
There will be no more SHOW after tonight,
For this rage of war did they insight,
By tossing away GRRM’s truths like a winded kite!

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