REVIEW – S5E3 – SIGH SPARROW

Posted: April 30, 2015 in Uncategorized

Sigh Sparrow

WHAT AM I EVEN SUPPOSED TO SAY?

NONE OF THIS IS IN THE BOOKS AND ITS NOT THERE BECAUSE ITS JUST STUPID!!!!!!

IN ANY SANE NARRATIVE WHERE SANSA WAS DELIVERED TO THE BOLTONS THEY WOULD JUST KILL LITTLEFINGER TAKE SANSA LET RAMSAY HAVE HIS WAY WITH HER TAKE SWEETROBIN DECLARE THE VALE THEIRS ETC ETC ETC

LITTLEFINGER WOULD NEVER BE SO INCREDIBLY STUPID AND ANYONE WHO THINKS ITS NOT IS AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!

JAQEN BEING WITH ARYA RUINS HER CHARACTER ARC – SHE IS SUPPOSED TO ESCHEW HER PAST HER FORMER SELF EVERYTHING ABOUT ARYA STARK ITS SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE BOOT CAMP!!!! HOW CAN SHE STOP BEING ARYA WHEN JAQEN HGHAR ARYAS OWN PERSONAL SUPERHERO IS STANDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER?!?!!?!? SHE NEEDS TO BE ON HER OWN LEARNING TO GROW TO FAIL TO BE CHALLENGED AND TO SUCCEED ON HER OWN AND THE SHOW HAS SHOT ITSELF IN EVERYONES FEET YET AGAIN!!!!!!!!

OH AND MOST IMPORTANTLY IM OFFICIALLY DECLARING THAT ROSIE MAC THE BODY DOUBLE NEEDS TO BE PROMOTED TO DAENERYS NEXT SEASON!!!!!!!!!

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