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GAME OF THRONES SEASON 5 EPS 5-10 PLOT LEAK
Yes Barristan and Greyworm are both dead. That shot of Missandei kissing Greyworm in the trailer takes place on his deathbed. Daenerys agrees to reopen the fighting pits to invoke peace between the slaves and masters. Tyrion and Jorah get captured by slave traders and brought to their leader Yezzan. He sells them both to the newly reopened fighting pits in Meereen. Daenerys recognizes them both, frees Tyrion, but makes Jorah stay in the pits. Tyrion convinces Dany to let him join her council because of his knowledge of Kings Landing and those in power there. Daenerys agrees to have some of the old masters forced into the pits as well (I thought you hated slavery Khaleesi! Mercy! Mercy!) In ep.10 Sons of the Harpy invade the pits and try to assassinate Daenerys. Daario kills Hizdahr zo Loraq Drogon swoops in and burns the fuck out of everything and everyone. Dany climbs on his back and they fly away.
Arya spots Meryn Trant while chasing a cat and kills him with a little trickery. “Cunt” witnesses this and goes to tell Jaqen. He says “I see” and then slits her throat. (Did I miss something?) Jaqen tells Arya she has to let go of “Arya Starks grievances” if she wants to become no one. He has her drink from the well like that dude in episode 3. She passes out. Next morning she wakes up blind and the House of Black and White is empty. Final time we see her she is laying down on a cold floor, eyes wide open, repeating her kill list names once again.
Ellaria continues to pester Doran about going to war. He bans her from visiting him. Sand Snakes duel with Areo Hotah for fun in a scene that doesn’t really go anywhere Myrcella and Trystane discuss their future (Trystane is a smug little bitch). Sand Snakes catch Jaime and Bronn lurking outside the water gardens. Fight breaks out. Bronn injures Tyene. Nym traps him in her whip. Obara disarms Jaime. Both are about to be killed but Areo Hotah spots them and puts an end to the fight. Jaime is brought to Doran, Bronn is taken prisoner. Jaime pleads to Doran to allow him to take Myrcella home. He refuses because she’s betrothed to his son. Snakes/Ellaria want Jaime killed – Doran shuts them up and reminds them they have zero authority. Jaime admits Myrcella is a bastard and not worth anything to them, Doran still says no because Trystane loves her. Jaime is allowed to visit Myrcella and Trystane. She refuses to leave. He notices Myrcella still has her necklace and realizes Cersei manipulated him into going to Dorne. Jaime receives a letter from Cersei begging for him to return and help her. After a heartfelt fireside conversation with Bronn, Jaime burns the letter and ignores her call. Jaime and Bronn are freed and told never to return. Sand Snakes/Ellaria chase after them and ambush them at night. Obara kills Bronn They let Jaime go only because Doran would not allow them to murder him. Ellaria makes it clear that their feud is not over.
Kings Landing (p1):
Cersei uses Littlefinger’s help to frame Margaery for adultery, claiming she sometimes visits Baelish’s brothel The Faith Militant throw her in prison – Tommen is devastated and sends for his Uncle Kevan to return and help. Cersei visits Margaery and they argue. Margaery calls Cersei a “lying, cheating, brother-fucking bitch.” Cersei laughs, spits on her and leaves. Loras has Olivar threaten Lancel and force him to admit all of his and Cersei’s actions to the Faith. Cersei is thrown in prison. She has Qyburn send a letter to Jaime asking him to come save her Kevan is now Tommen’s hand, and has managed to fix many of the things that Cersei fucked up. Littlefinger has also rejoined the council temporarily. The Tyrells are freed
Kings Landing (p2):
Cersei is given two options: Be killed, or admit to her sins and crimes, and perform a walk of penance. She admits to sleeping with Lancel, but not Jaime. She also does not admit to framing Margaery, so there will be a trial. The Faith Militant cut and rip out her hair, strip her naked, and whip her through the streets chanting “sinner”. People scream and throw shit and rocks at her. She cries a lot. (This scene is very well done besides a few weird green screen shots where you can tell she isn’t in front of a real crowd of people. Amazing acting by Lena Headey too!) She arrives at the Red Keep. Qyburn cloaks her and brings her inside. He introduces her to The Mountain, her champion for the upcoming trial, alive and completely covered in armor. (No “Ser Robert Strong” rename, but Qyburn does explain he is a different man now.) Kevan and Littlefinger have a well written conversation about the state of affairs in Westeros. They enter the tower of the hand together and find a dead Pycelle with a bolt in his chest. Varys enters the room behind them with a crossbow. He shoots Kevan, then Littlefinger as he tries to escape. Varys explains to a dying Littlefinger that what he just did will throw the seven kingdoms into chaos and open a window for Daenerys to take the throne. As he’s walking out he says “You were right about chaos you know. It is a ladder. I’m afraid you’ve just fallen from it, my friend.” WTF IS THIS ?!
Sansa spots Reek and recognizes him as Theon. She’s terrified and asks what happened to him, he runs away, trips in the mud, then gets up and runs to the heart tree. She follows him. Reek is hiding by the heart tree when he hears a child’s voice (Bran maybe?) say “I know what you did Theon Greyjoy.” He touches the tree and sees visions flash for about a second. The images he sees are a weirwood tree, Robb Stark smiling, the fake burned bodies of the stark boys, and a direwolf snarling. When they stop he immediately says “I’m Reek.” Sansa finds him and tries to talk to him and ask what they did to him. He is unresponsive and completely paranoid that it’s a trick by Ramsey. He says “I’m Reek” again (we get it, you’re Reek!) and runs off. Sansa is married to Ramsey. The Wedding is gross and unprofessional. Very different from her Kings Landing wedding. Ramsey invites Myranda to the bedding ceremony and makes Sansa watch them have sex. Both girls are very uncomfortable. After a few minutes, Ramsey passes out because he’s too drunk. Roose tells Ramsey about Stannis and his plans to take the north. He reiterates how important this marriage is in solidifying their stance at Winterfell. He’s suspicious that Ramsey didn’t consummate the marriage because he was found passed out in his bed with Myranda, and Sansa was still clothed on the other side of the room. Ramsey lies and says he did.
Ramsey prepares to actually consummate the marriage, and once again forces Sansa to watch him fuck Myranda, as if it will make her more excited to have sex with him. When it obviously isn’t working because Sansa is crying, Ramsey forces Reek to strip her naked and “get her warmed up” (Yes, we see a fully nude Sansa for the first time. It almost feels wrong to look.) Ramsey pulls Reek off and throws him on the ground. He then forces himself on Sansa. She’s begging him to stop and bawling. Myranda is crying in a chair. Ramsey is annoyed by Sansa’s screaming and clutches her throat. He tells Reek to bring a cast iron bar (fire stoker I think) over and choke Sansa with it to keep her quiet. He brings it over and stalls for a second. Ramsey says “What are you waiting for? Reek?” Reek looks at him, then swings the bar into the side of Ramsey’s head, HARD. Ramsey collapses to the floor. Sansa and Theon steal a horse and escape Winterfell (No guards on duty that night? lol) They come across Brienne and Podrick. The four of them decide to ride for the wall where Jon Snow is. Ramsey is pissed and Roose is even more pissed because Stannis is on his way. Ramsey flays Myranda
Tormund and the wildlings still refuse to bend the knee, even if Stannis gives them the Gift as their home. Melisandre tells Jon about more of her fire visions. She says he is very important, but he will die if he helps the wildlings. He doesn’t believe her. Jon leads the wildlings to Hardhome, a bay in the north for food. supplies, and a way south. Stannis marches south, leaving Selyse, Shireen, and Melisandre at the wall. The battle at Hardhome is fantastic. The most intricate and visible (woohoo!) battle on the show to date. No significant deaths though. When Jon returns to Castle Black, many of his sworn brothers are upset at his choice to abandon the wall to help the wildlings. Several of them ambush Jon one night, surrounding him with knives in their hands. They stab him to death while repeating “For the watch.” (This scene is really eerie and depressing. Very well done.) Melisandre burns Shireen alive in order to resurrect Jon. Selyse is crying and begging on the ground. Jon, surrounded by fire, opens his eyes which are now a PIERCING LIGHT BLUE. The season ends with this shot.
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