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The Winds of Winter – Aeron Greyjoy I

THE FORSAKEN

It was always midnight in the belly of the beast.
The mutes had robbed him of his of robe and shoes and breechclout. He wore hair and chains and scabs. Saltwater sloshed about his legs whenever the tide came in, rising as high as his genitals only to ebb again when the tide receded. His feet had grown huge and soft and puffy, shapeless things as big as hams. He knew that he was in some dungeon, but not where, or for how long.

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TWOW – Arianne II

Posted: May 12, 2016 in ANGERNEWS

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All along the south coast of Cape Wrath rose crumbling stone watchtowers, raised in ancient days to give warning of Dornish raiders stealing in across the sea. Villages had grown up about the towers. A few had flowered into towns.

The Peregrine made port at the Weeping Town, where the corpse of the Young Dragon had once lingered for three days on its journey home from Dorne. The banners flapping from the town’s stout wooden walls still displayed King Tommen’s stag-and-lion, suggesting that here at least the writ of the Iron Throne might still hold sway. “Guard your tongues,” Arianne warned her company as they disembarked. “It would be best if King’s Landing never knew we’d passed this way.” Should Lord Connington’s rebellion be put down, it would go ill for them if it was known that Dorne had sent her to treat with him and his pretender. That was another lesson that her father had taken pains to teach her; choose your side with care, and only if they have the chance to win.

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Winter is coming and HBO knows. It’s time to start promoting Season 6.

As we have seen, this season will be a very present main storyline: The North. We have seen posters and statements of Rux Dardiror , twitter-known illustrator, hired by the HBO after the disastrous level 1 fanmade poster photoshop Tyrion last year.

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HBO KILLS ELLARIA SAND

Posted: February 18, 2015 in ANGERNEWS

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Normally, I am the nice, calm, level-headed one here at angrygotfan.com but not today. Today, the Lady Shelly is AAANGRY!!!!!! I am absolutely infuriated at the changes that are being made to Dorne. Season 5 was supposed to be Dorne’s shining moment! We were supposed to get the strong and seductive Arianne! Ser Arys Oakheart, the brave and foolish knight of the Kingsguard! But nope. We’re getting Jaime and Bronn on a fantastic voyage and Sand Snakes with nipples on their armor!!!

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While all of that makes me angry, I have become INFURIATED after reading an article from the garbage site WiC Net regarding Ellaria Sand. Indira Varma, the actress that portrays Ellaria Sand, the beloved paramour of the now deceased Oberyn Martell, gave an interview in The Independent magazine and I was truly and utterly shocked by some of the quotes from Varma in the interview.

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CAN ANYONE EXACTLY TELL ME WHERE IN THE BOOKS THESE ARE FROM?!?!!??!!?!?!?!?

TYRION DANY JORAH AND DAARIO?!?!?!?!?

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ANGRYGOTFAN: IF YOU THINK THERE COULD BE AN ARTICLE LIKE THIS WITHOUT SPOILERS THAN YOU ARE A STUPID IDIOT AND PROBABLY SHOULDNT BE INVOLVED IN A SERIES LIKE THIS TO BEGIN WITH MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET INTO SOME LIGHTER FAIRE LIKE THE LITTLEST ELF OR THE LITTLE ENGINE THAT COULD OR LITTLE HARRY CAKESNIFFING POTTER THEN WE WILL ALL BE A LOT HAPPIER AND I WILL NOT HAVE TO WASTE MY TIME TRYING TO EXPLAIN TO YOU HOW STUPID YOU ARE OK THATS ENOUGH I WILL NOW END THIS SPOILER ALERT FOR STUPID IDIOTS

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Lady Shelly: HBO is releasing a documentary detailing a “Day in the Life” of Game of Thrones for the upcoming Season 5. The documentary airs Feb 8th. There is a trailer available now and it has some brand new footage of Season 5. Some people have been hesistant to believe me when we tell you that Season 5 is going to be fanfiction. Some people have called us such names as “snob”, “elitist” and even the always flattering “book jerk”, but now let’s see what we see…

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