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I JOINED YOUR MICRO BLOGGING SERVICE BACK IN 2012, WHEN ‘JOIN THE CONVERSATION’ WAS THE MANTRA. AND JOIN IT I DID, AND I FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU IMMEDIATELY. I CREATED THE ACCOUNT @ANGRYGOTFAN WHEN I NOTICED A CHANCE TO PROMOTE LITERACY AND THE GREATEST LITERATURE EVER WRITTEN – A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE. I DECIDED BEFORE I’D EVEN SENT MY VERY FIRST TWEET THAT I’D NEVER USE A SINGLE EXPLETIVE, ENGAGE IN ANY ABUSE, NOR REWARD OR ENCOURAGE ANY SUCH BEHAVIOR FROM THOSE KIND ENOUGH TO FOLLOW ME. I KEPT TO THAT SET OF ETHICS RIGHT UP UNTIL MY PERMANENT SUSPENSION IN OCT 2015 WHERE I WAS FORCED TO BOW OUT TO A TOTAL OF 11,000 FOLLOWERS.
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THE BOOKS VS THE SHOW

Posted: June 14, 2015 in INDIRECT ANGER

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An Open Letter to HBO from House Greyjoy

Spoiler warning: Swim into these spoiler-infested waters at your peril. This post discusses events on Game of Thrones through season 4 and in A Feast for Crows and A Dance with Dragons.

Dear Lords Benioff and Weiss of House HBO, Kings of the Five Premium Cable Channel Realms:

It has come to our attention that there have been no ravens announcing the casting of a certain kingsmoot for the fifth season of your charming little program, Game of Thrones. And while people may bemoan the absence of the rapidly-aging Bran Stark—will he grow a full beard by the time season six production starts?—and his method of transport, Hodor, no one sings songs for squids.

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WE WILL READ THE BOOKS

Posted: March 23, 2015 in INDIRECT ANGER

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THIS HAS BEEN A LONG TIME COMING AND WITHOUT FURTHER AD-DO HERE IT IS

DAVID BENIOFF AND DAN WEISS OF HBO’S “GAME OF THRONES” ANNOUNCED THEY WILL SPOIL THE ENDING OF THE BOOKS

I AM BOYCOTTING IT AND SO SHOULD YOU

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BREAKING – In a tourney held amidst the swirling sands of the Red Waste, House Lannister has successfully re-taken the Iron Lombardi from House Tyrell. Led by notorious Volantne leader Triarch Belicho, the Lannisters have managed to do what House Gardener could not: Defeat the up-jumped Tyrells in Tarbeck fashion, though the tourney was much closer than anticipated.

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The following is a transcript of North Korean glorious leader Kim Jong Un’s remarks at a ceremony in the resplendent Kumsusan Palace of the Sun:

(PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA) Heroic officers of the army, the navy, the air force and the strategic rocket throwing unit of the Korean People’s Army (KPA), the Worker-Peasant Fighters, labor camp youth volunteers, and overseas compatriots, comrades and friends, I welcome you here for this overjoyous occasion of the First Annual Aerys Targaryen Award for Valor, awarded to the editor and masters of WinterIsComing.Net.

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As 2014 comes to a close, we reflect on the past year and all it has brought us, the good and bad and

huh? Moments from Game of Thrones and predictions on what’s to come this 5th Season in 2015.

I could make a list of good moments (Joffrey dying, Tyrion telling all of Kings Landing what up, or Arya

and the Hound/ Brianne and Pod, our dynamic duos) or the bad like that alter scene (although that

could also be under a huh moment) and the huh moments SPOILER ALERT LSH, Tysha, and who is Locke

again?

I’ll just make some predictions of the season to come.

15) D&D will change something from the books interpretation to the show. (I know, this is obvious)

14) No one will say “You know nothing Jon Snow” because Ygritte is dead. Too harsh?

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BARN STORMER

An Army of Anger Story

by Servant On Ice

CHARACTERS

Rageton aka The Lord of Anger

Horacina, the Lady of Anger

Shelna, The Scribe of Anger

Mitsu, The Keeper of the Well of Artos

Summer San, Lady of Light

and other characters .

CHAPTER I THE HEATHEN RAGE

Sitting in his solar, over looking the red mountains of Soros, The Lord of Anger is perplexed, he has been having nightmares, nightmares that won’t go away on their own ..

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RAGETON: They won’t stop, I can’t stop seeing the images in my head, I can’t sleep at all.

HORACINA: What plagues thee so harsh my sweet love?

RAGETON: Oh, cut the crap, bring me some flavored wine, to help me sleep. I need to rest, I am sore in my soul, sore in my mind, sore in all the things that matter . .

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